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  1. Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do. Dale Carnegie
  2. Be Yourself, Everyone Else Is Already Taken - Oscar Wilde
  3. Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it. - Bernard Meltzer
  4. Stolen kisses are always sweetest. - Leigh Hunt
  5. Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other. -Rene Yasenek
  6. Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. -Lord Byron
  7. There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. -Friedrich Nietzsche
  8. Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. - Ian Fleming
  9. I know nothing about sex because I was always married. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
  10. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic. - Woody Allen
  11. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen
  12. A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing. - Phyllis Diller
  13. Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy - Steve Martin
  14. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. -Billy Crystal
  15. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -Woody Allen
  16. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. -Author Unknown
  17. Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. -Woody Allen
  18. Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases. - Chinese Proverb
  19. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. -Swami X
  20. Sex is, perhaps, one of the last great natural joys, available to prince and pauper. -Anne Hooper