HappyDance
- is furtively using her father's nose hair tweezers to pluck a tick off the dog.6:08 AM Oct 28th, 2008 from web
- smells warm animal, which is the smell of kindness.12:26 PM Oct 27th, 2008 from web
- @AmyPhetamine I'm guessing you are from "real" America...7:59 AM Oct 27th, 2008 from web in reply to AmyPhetamine
- is wondering if this no-body-odor thing is just a fad or if she really must bathe.7:35 AM Oct 27th, 2008 from web
- @MYKLiAM do you have to act good for the Easter Bunny to come? I thought all that was required was poor dental hygiene...3:36 PM Oct 26th, 2008 from web in reply to MYKLiAM
- is dismayed that the LOL Cats landed their own book deal. I discovered several typographical errors in their work. Have they no editor?3:31 PM Oct 26th, 2008 from web
- is revisiting her youth. By which she means, covering up the fact that she just dumped cous-cous in between the keys of her dad's keyboard.3:07 PM Oct 26th, 2008 from web
- dreamed Britney Spears was the family therapist and she quit halfway through a session because we were too screwed up.6:40 AM Oct 26th, 2008 from web
- could be bounded in a nut-shell and count herself the queen of infinite space...11:39 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from web
- does not hear the phrase "cute as a glutton" too often, and so is putting the Cheez-Its away.7:22 AM Oct 25th, 2008 from web
- is testing her theory that one can live on Cheez-Its, coffee, and Metamucil.10:32 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from web
- calling people "thee," ending verbs in -eth, and saying TGI6thday. But she will only so via placard b/c...It's INT'L TALK LIKE A QUAKER DAY!6:57 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from web
- has just used a product named SimplyGreen to clean a nearly-green carpet. From the looks of it, she should have held out for SimplySeafoam.5:03 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from web
- contents of the freezer: vodka, doggy ice cream, and 4 (4!) packets of woodpecker suet. NO CHOCOLATE!!!7:21 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web
- ...pantry was a bust, maybe the freezer...?7:09 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web
- is looking for chocolate...6:59 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web
- is only a lie you tell yourself.6:33 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web
- just finished cleaning up after her father. Men-from-whose-loins-you-sprang! Can't live with 'em, can't give the DNA back11:20 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web
- has moved the fish, which is now burbling jauntily, fish speak for, "Thank you for not forcing me to live atop a gigantic cavity magnetron."9:22 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web
- has moved the fish.8:22 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web
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- Name Megan Drury
- Location sharing my happy
- Bio I was born. I twitter. I shall die.
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