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  1. AMC's The Prisoner = Best Show Ever! FTW. -The Stranger
  2. OHEMGEE.
  3. The sun is starting to shine again. -The Stranger
  4. My legs are coming apart at the seams. Oh, was that a piece of my JOINT that just fell on the floor?!
  5. Rocking Robin was obviously on Twitter. Or else why did he tweet so much? -The Stranger
  6. Considering the ridiculosity of various tweets. Why does the world need to know your in the shower? Or in the car? Or at the store? -TS
  7. Aphrodite is definitely NOT the goddess of Afros. -The Stranger
  8. "They should've put in a big Mac Daddy window..." -David Bromstad, "Bang For Your Buck"
  9. Can't Touch This! Wait...You Just Touched It! I SPECIFICALLY said Can't Touch This!! Don't you understand??? -The Stranger
  10. Go ahead and hit me with your best shot, but I guarantee mine is better than yours. -The Stranger
  11. Yes, I Bought A Pair Of Go-Go Boots. And YES I Plan To Wear Them To School. -The Stranger
  12. Yes, I'm Helen Keller - With Chalk On My Hips. -The Stranger
  13. Here's what I learned in Summer School Geometry 2day: Ferrets + Foxes = Farrah Fawcett....Oh wait...You expected actual math? -The Stranger
  14. The only thing more awkward than being tackled by a 5 year old is being tackled in a strapless dress. Thank god for convenient afghans. XD
  15. Do you have a bag? I just brought sexy back and I don't have anything to put it in... -The Stranger
  16. Everyone knows you can't watch M*A*S*H without Mashed Potatoes! -The Stranger
  17. just lol'd/spasm'd so hard my soul hurts- unlucky #13
  18. Never teach a friend this French sentence,"Voulez vous couchez avec moi?" Especially if that friend is likely to say it to random people.-TS
  19. The Stranger is going to dye 13's Afro ShamWOW Orange because she likes to flaunt it. *laughs maniacally*
  20. just found out that everythings funnier after midnight