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Hannah_Peets

FirstWorldPains House, M.D. finished. #firstworldpains about 17 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 800 others
autocorrects I ask my parents a simple "yes" or "no" question and I get a lecture. about 17 hours ago via web Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 2933 others
itsDannyTosh "Hi, Welcome to Hollister. Here's your gas mask and your flashlight." about 22 hours ago via web Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 440 others
WhatSheWantz Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls all day. about 17 hours ago via web Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 12 others
TheLifeDiaries That one song in our playlist which we always skip, but never delete. 7:11 AM May 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 932 others
Laughbook im not trying to impress u, but when Disney Channel told me to go to their website wit my parents permission, I didnt ask my parents YOLO 7:15 AM May 27th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 1113 others
SimSimiBitch Ending a Facebook conversation by liking the last comment. 7:17 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 524 others
HollyeDeann @Hannah_Peets @kaitlin_fender omg hahahaha thank God I'm not alone! I cry everytime.. #ps #imwatchingitnow #undercoverboss #international 10:08 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Hannah_Peets Retweeted by Hannah_Peets
FunnyJokeBook Relationships these days = 1 Male, 1 Female, 1 Hoe, 1 Ex trying to mess it up and 1 friend secretly hoping it ends. 9:48 AM May 25th via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 949 others
Move in day!! So excited! I'm going to miss @StephGuth though :( You were the best roomie ever!!!! #GenoaGardens 9:47 AM May 25th via web
FunnyJokeBook *Walks out of my room* Parents: "Hey look, she's alive!" Me: "Bye." *Walks back into room* 3:33 AM May 25th via MediaFunnel Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 1010 others
Seth_Rogen_ My elbow is such a slut. It bangs everything. 3:36 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 50 others
“@kaitlin_fender: #UndercoverBoss makes me cry” @HollyeDeann 4:58 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
UnluckyBrian Hand is bigger than his face. ActualIy has cancer. 5:30 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 4539 others
OmgComedy "Why were you late?" "Cause the bell rang before I got here." 4:53 PM May 24th via TwitDrip Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 859 others
SimSimiBitch Teacher: "You got a 0 on your 1000 word essay." Me: "Why?" Teacher: "You submitted a picture." Me: "A pictures worth a 1000 words though." 3:00 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 256 others
FunnyQuotez_ When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation. 3:03 PM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 136 others
FunnyEvil It would be amazing if you could make me a sandwich. I'm hungry. 3:05 PM May 24th via TwitDrip Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 173 others
MadeaSimmons_ YOLO. 3:05 PM May 24th via Buffer Retweeted by Hannah_Peets and 130 others
Lee_Cheeks_ I decided next week at graduation Imma stand on stage and shake my tail bc I don't care n I'm done @Hannah_Peets @mjadewilliams 4:12 PM May 9th via TwitBird Retweeted by Hannah_Peets