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  1. Hank To my new secret coffee shop around the corner from my other secret coffee shop around the corner from my not-so-secret coffee shop...
  2. Hank To the woman next door who accidentally drove into my parked car this morning, then left me a note: you've prompted a strange spira...
  3. Hank wants more adventure.
  4. Hank negotiated with his roommate to let him have the Christmas tree up this year from Nov. 15 to Jan. 9. I love the Christmas tree.
  5. Starbucks, you can't fool us. Your new, "better" customer appreciation program cuts the value to us by about half. Goodbye, Starbucks Gold.
  6. Hank just ordered a 12" burrito. When he received it, he realized how utterly ridiculous a 12" burrito is.
  7. Hank Oh, It's a Small World, you taunt me with your constant refurbishments. Why can't we just get along?
  8. is sitting at his favorite coffee shop in the world, eating blackberry pie. It's so perfect I want to buy it. The whole pie. And the shop.
  9. is loved by God today. He knows because by some miracle, his rental car is not a PT Cruiser.
  10. loves Virgin America, despite the cheesy purple lighting.
  11. Hank just realized that his life history is defined by beloved pizza joints.
  12. Hank is going hiking in the mountains, then plans to swim in a pool of guacamole.
  13. Hank Only in LA would people be poring over pro headshots spread out on a Starbucks table -- of a newborn baby.
  14. Hank misspoke and accidentally ordered a "Small Orizzle" (instead of Original) frozen yogurt -- and for a fleeting moment, the guy workin..
  15. @grandcanyonwest Hi! I haven't been there because I've heard it's a little pricey, but maybe I'll try to stop by next time I'm near!
  16. Hank traveled back in time at the Grand Canyon's North Rim and Yosemite's Wawona Hotel. http://bit.ly/1bsqpD
  17. Hank Why yes, I would be happy to undress you in the Temple of Heaven.
  18. Hank is a psychic, and if you sit with your boy/girlfriend next to him at a restaurant, he will know within 30 mins whether your relation..
  19. Hank is currently living through the least lucky year of his life. Thank God there are only 2 1/2 months left in it.
  20. Hank You're such a cliche.