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Hankle

  1. To New York: You are much, much cooler than LA. But, so is your weather.
  2. @ryangregg I've been traveling and haven't installed it yet. I'll do it soon and let you know!
  3. To JetBlue: It's your fault that I awkwardly offered a guy money for half his sandwich on my flight. No food to buy on long flights? Really?
  4. To Kristen Stewart: I can't admit to sitting for 2 hours yesterday watching you confuse poor Jacob. You're no Buffy.
  5. is on a lifelong quest, searching for the perfect coffee shop. http://withoutbaggage.com/e...
  6. To the homeless guy who lives at the Walgreens pharmacy: Yes, I'm frustrated with our health care system too and yes, Belize is a far drive.
  7. To the sound of pouring rain from Midwestern thunderstorms outside my bedroom window during the night: I wish you would come to California.
  8. To Coach Taylor: Can you teach me how to be you when I grow up?
  9. To Sarah Haskins: you are the funniest woman on the Internet. http://bit.ly/4h28Rc
  10. @ryangregg I have learned this lesson like 10 times. Well, I haven't really learned it, because I still make this mistake all the time.
  11. To those who got in line _last week_ for Twilight-premiere red carpet viewing tickets: I'm floored by your dedication. And insanity.
  12. @I12Believe Remember the amazing night we had at the Standard Hotel? It was epic.
  13. @doulweapons Oh wow, I haven't played SSX in so long. That game rocked.
  14. @erikalynnshay Root Beer Dream is the bomb. But Suzanne tells me that there is other good stuff too, so I want to go again.
  15. @I12Believe I think I already failed her test when she asked me if I had played Sims 3 and I said no.
  16. Hank To Orange County: You are too far away and there is too much traffic between you and me. But your beaches are pretty.
  17. To the girl who tried flirting with me by gushing about Sims 3: I stopped video games after high school to meet girls like you. Whoops.
  18. @I12Believe Mmm... More root beer dream please.
  19. went up against the climbing routes up Point Dume today. And lost.
  20. Hank To my new secret coffee shop around the corner from my other secret coffee shop around the corner from my not-so-secret coffee shop...