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To JetBlue: It's your fault that I awkwardly offered a guy money for half his sandwich on my flight. No food to buy on long flights? Really?5:37 PM Nov 23rdfrom TweetDeck
To Kristen Stewart: I can't admit to sitting for 2 hours yesterday watching you confuse poor Jacob. You're no Buffy.1:39 PM Nov 22ndfrom TweetDeck
To the homeless guy who lives at the Walgreens pharmacy: Yes, I'm frustrated with our health care system too and yes, Belize is a far drive.11:57 PM Nov 20thfrom TweetDeck
To the sound of pouring rain from Midwestern thunderstorms outside my bedroom window during the night: I wish you would come to California.11:48 AM Nov 19thfrom TweetDeck
To those who got in line _last week_ for Twilight-premiere red carpet viewing tickets: I'm floored by your dedication. And insanity.3:50 PM Nov 15thfrom TweetDeck
Hank To Orange County: You are too far away and there is too much traffic between you and me. But your beaches are pretty.11:29 PM Nov 14thfrom twitterfeed
To the girl who tried flirting with me by gushing about Sims 3: I stopped video games after high school to meet girls like you. Whoops.2:33 PM Nov 13thfrom TweetDeck
went up against the climbing routes up Point Dume today. And lost.9:00 PM Nov 12thfrom web
Hank To my new secret coffee shop around the corner from my other secret coffee shop around the corner from my not-so-secret coffee shop...12:57 AM Nov 11thfrom twitterfeed