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  1. It's Friday. Time to get ready for the weekend! Anybody else going to some crazy parties this weekend?
  2. Running low on booze. Time to make a beer run.
  3. Big football weekend. Tailgating goes great with drinks. Add your favorite ones to my blog and share the wealth - http://bit.ly/1JFsrj
  4. One long neck after another? joe's hangover cure gotta stock up www.hangoverjoes.com
  5. Hump day means "quittin time" early, right? Long week requires a long neck.
  6. bad romance is a twitter topic trend. Is that when you wake up next morning and she's still there?
  7. Just finished watching iron chef and got motivated, so I made dinosaur chicken nuggets.
  8. I just un followed someone because according to her tweet she "doesn't give a fu&k about shark week."
  9. I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome !
  10. I bet the guys wish they would of had #hangoverjoes in the movie the #hangover sure would of given them instant relief.
  11. I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
  12. Last night i was so drunk that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote they're grade down on paper...........
  13. Chuck Norris gives alcohol hangovers
  14. instant margarita machine .. security guards ... barbwire fence .. hand the size of a baseball glove.
  15. Happy 4th of July
  16. Don't THINK you are...... KNOW you are.........
  17. Some Men feel the need to Love a thousand different Women, but a Real Man knows how to Love one Woman a thousand different ways.
  18. a break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
  19. Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
  20. The desire to avoid pain is greater than the desire to attain pleasure.