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HanSteffen

  1. @AmyyNicc then don't post stuff like that. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to AmyyNicc
  2. @ejzimmer pouting patches! about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to ejzimmer
  3. @AmyyNicc maybe because you too easily assume their is a god. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to AmyyNicc
  4. My stomach is making some of the weirdest noises I've ever heard. I think an alien is about to bust out of it. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  5. @CodyKaller lol. Your tweets rule Devil. 7:28 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to CodyKaller
  6. @pattonoswalt but Batty said that line, not Deckard. Come on Patton,be a better nerd! 8:15 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to pattonoswalt
  7. @Gaynaahh @nausheenhakim you two should meet up and scissor cuz you're so gay for each other! Man,I rule! 7:58 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to Gaynaahh
  8. Like Mike 2: Streetball is on,so I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the little things like this that life gives me. 8:01 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  9. Days* I don't wear underwear are always good days (*I don't wear underwear everyday). 1:30 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  10. @Robyn_ONeil I'm buying this for you(and one for me!) twitter.com/HanSteffen/sta… 7:23 PM May 23rd via web
  11. @samthorgaard you need to read The Dark Tower series, Sam. 4:23 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to samthorgaard
  12. @ErinAndrews just come see me in Iowa,it's much nicer! 8:06 PM May 22nd via web in reply to ErinAndrews
  13. Went to a fortune teller and she saw The Grim,so I'm pretty much fucked and am giving up. 3:03 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  14. Tommy Lee Jones still doesn't care that Dr. Richard Kimble didn't kill his wife. 8:49 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android
  15. Have you seen her all in gold Like a queen in days of old She shoots colors all around Like a sunset going down,She's like a rainbow. 7:31 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android
  16. #CFC1million because of the million followers on twitter, I'm actually ONE of them! Go Blues! 7:09 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android