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  1. Ie: "What's that? You sold the Pharnsworth Estate? You brilliant bastard, I owe you a double midori on ice". The drink of gentlemen.
  2. Basically just take any scenario where it would be appropriate to have a johhny blue, and replace with the worlds premium melon liquor...
  3. To put "cash for comment" rumours to bed, we have no $ deal with midori, i just think it's the funniest drink ever to order straight up.
  4. Ok, sometimes when a running joke gets sore feet, you have to kill it (Extreme Medicine 101). RIP "Ribbit" aka "rbt". We had fun. H
  5. The "complete guide to the ARIAs" in the paper left out "comedy album" but included "adult contemporary". A harsh dose of reality. Rbt. H
  6. In line with Nostradamus' 500 y.o. prediction: "Re-Gifted" airs 7:30 ch 10 tonight. Nice one Nosty. Spot on again. H
  7. To save you googling the right answer, it's "1855". I would have also accepted "pancetta" but not just "ham". It has to be salted. Ribbit,h
  8. Q: who is the capital of France? A: 7:30pm next Monday, ch10.(it's not the RIGHT answer, but does subtly advertise our christmas tv show).h
  9. Ricky Gervais on the show too this arvo, which for us is kind of like a plasticine enthusiast getting to talk to Gumby. Tweetfest 09 over.H
  10. We're on a tweetroll! Just letting the whole Internet know our charity website is live. Serious cause. Checkyatemps.org H
  11. What? No YOU'RE bored. YOU do some work. Fair enough, we're off to organise the bus for tomorrow. Guess we're pretty BUSy! Brilliant.Rbt H
  12. Hey is there such thing as "The 44th Tweet Club"?There is? And you get a "44" money clip? Man it feels good to be in. I pity all sub-44ers.H
  13. @bradblanks will have a valiant go at interviewing twilight stars today. I will accept them not laying police charges as a win. Ribbit. H
  14. After a brief (laborious) stint selling door to door horseshoes, we're back on rove tonight! See if we're better as cabbies than farriers.rb
  15. Hey y'all. Andy and I are right now making sure we have a "busy day" so when we get in our taxis tonight we can say "yes" if people ask.rbt
  16. When John Mayer wailed on the show today, my socks flew off. Crazy thing is, I wasn't wearing any before that. Such is his power. Rbt. H
  17. @danielbedford I hear that. Although I was a) only talking about his last over and b) just trying to be blokey. Agreed though.
  18. GUYS ONLY: really hope we win the cricket tonight, bloody good last over from Siddle on Sunday. Beer, UFC, hunting, farting etc. Raarggh!!H
  19. GIRLS ONLY: a very funny awesome friend of mine (@zotheysay) wrote a book, an I wrote on that book. "Textbook romance". Out now. Buy! Bye.H
  20. Not sure if this is twitterable but in another sense I think it's exactly why Twitter was invented:just ate a great mango. As you were.rbt.h