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HamishOwns

TheRealDevvo #longestrelationship 20minutes. I went out with her cos she gave me a king size snickers. Felt sick after I'd ate it. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by HamishOwns and 107 others
g_r_needham @HamishOwns @gabbieportlock Sweat and Loathing in Las Vegas about 10 hours ago via web in reply to HamishOwns Retweeted by HamishOwns
BearGrylls “@Mph_Photography The average human will eat 1lb of insects in their lifetime. Obviously not @BearGrylls!” Have done way more! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by HamishOwns and 47 others
@g_r_needham @gabbieportlock Only loathing and sweat. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to g_r_needham
@g_r_needham @gabbieportlock NOPE about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to g_r_needham
@GabbiePortlock WELL that's nice ;D yeah, The AQA past papers all give you them. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GabbiePortlock
chloe_annfield a bird just crashed into my window about 10 hours ago via web Retweeted by HamishOwns
@GabbiePortlock well, most of them about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GabbiePortlock
@GabbiePortlock They give you them in the exam ;) about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GabbiePortlock
_asianeyes winter come back pls xo twitter.com/_asianeyes/sta… about 11 hours ago via web Retweeted by HamishOwns
KING OF CONTROVERSY. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
g_r_needham @HamishOwns here's a new one: hope you like it ;-) twitter.com/g_r_needham/st… about 13 hours ago via web in reply to HamishOwns Retweeted by HamishOwns
@g_r_needham NOOOO about 13 hours ago via web in reply to g_r_needham
again. about 15 hours ago via web
SHIT JUST GOT CONTROVERSIAL about 15 hours ago via web
Life has been postponed to Summer. about 15 hours ago via web
Physics papers tiem, again. about 15 hours ago via web
@beckssm SORRY YO :L about 15 hours ago via web in reply to beckssm
@beckssm you are adorably gullible <3 Hit it with a blunt object repeatedly. 5:43 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to beckssm
beckssm @HamishOwns I don't have any!:( 5:38 PM May 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by HamishOwns

Name Hamish
Location Lincolnshire, England
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Bio I'm Hamish Owns, bipolar, sexually-confused, socially-fearless, hipster, Jew. Self proclaimed spiritual entertainer, gave my life to banter in late August 2011.