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HamiltonMorris

  1. All advertisements in Texas revolve around a woman flirtatiously saying, "Everything is bigger in Texas." 12:25 PM May 27th via web
  2. It was upon eating my second Fudruckers vegeburger today that I reached the nadir of my despondency. Was it the absence of cheddar cheese? 10:32 PM May 26th via web
  3. @txDiabeteS Unlikely, but I have no doubt chemical analysis would show traces of methamphetamine in the nanogram range. 12:04 AM May 25th via web in reply to txDiabeteS
  4. Let it be known that "Red Roof Inn SeaWorld" actually has nothing to do with SeaWorld, is nowhere near SeaWorld, and is covered with pubes. 10:00 PM May 24th via web
  5. Last night I dined alone at Fudruckers before being accosted by a man who had just received fellatio in front of the Alamo 6:26 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @themadcap123 too many things to write about that have never been written about before to write about the most written about topic in drugs 10:52 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to themadcap123
  7. I'm going to be conducting research in San Antonio all of next week, let me know if you are in the area and can provide assistance... 10:55 PM May 18th via web
  8. @Snarkathon No need for quotes, it is certainly a drug and by no means the most dangerous, it can be purchased at every CVS. 11:12 PM May 16th via web in reply to Snarkathon
  9. Enjoy my new Vice article: vice.com/read/cracking-… via @VICE 11:10 PM May 16th via Tweet Button
  10. @narilist mAChR antagonist 4:22 PM May 14th via web in reply to narilist
  11. The Google Ngram viewer would suggest that Harlan Ellison is (significantly) more popular than Philip K. Dick or Stanislaw Lem. Interesting. 11:35 PM May 2nd via web
  12. I am speaking at Colombia Journalism School tonight (Monday) at 7:30: facebook.com/events/4093673… 10:56 PM Apr 22nd via web
  13. COME TO SPECTACLE TONIGHT AT 8:00 | VICE vice.com/read/420-anabo… via @VICE 2:33 PM Apr 20th via Tweet Button
  14. BMG Namaste: vice.com/read/shiny-blu… 10:31 PM Apr 10th via web
  15. @GaMethProject Meth is approved by the FDA for treatment of obesity, why should obese girls be ashamed of seeking treatment for a disease? 3:37 PM Apr 5th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GaMethProject
  16. @f_type_ I just bought a VHS copy and I'm having it digitized, how did Pumping Iron II DVDs become so valuable? 11:03 PM Apr 4th via web in reply to f_type_
  17. Does anyone have a spare Pumping Iron II DVD? 10:52 PM Apr 4th via web
  18. @93ben418 If you think it is Gram-negative bacteria with recombinant DNA then yes it is. 4:00 PM Apr 2nd via web in reply to 93ben418