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HamSurly

  1. @awaxakins @fatpatraymond We should just go to Texas in November
  2. @FatPatraymond @awaxakins least expensive to have fun at cause there's a lot to do naturally, it would still be spendy as shit.
  3. @thewillwilkes totes 
  4. @joshua_page Word! Place is a lot of fun for a race weekend.
  5. @thewillwilkes You schwimmin?
  6. @joshua_page It's in America this year! In November down in Austin TX, but I'd appreciate your kindness nonetheless
  7. Time to watch the taping of Formula 1 at Monaco. Isn't the Indy 500 today? Formula 1 is what Indy wishes it could be. Love this stuff.
  8. @Kinsey_Rae will the last one out please shut the door! Bu nununununununu nanananananana na nananananananananananana na....
  9. @TrashleyOlson You need your CD to increase the bestness level of said week.
  10. @awaxakins Say "beer can" in an English accent, and you'll also be saying "bacon" in a Jamaican accent. Now you're facked in the head.
  11. If I ever hired an escort, Id only want her to cuddle with until I fell asleep. Then when Im asleep, you gtfo and give me my bed space back.
  12. Working five days a week means I work towards the weekend. Getting terrible sleep all week means I sleep towards the Saturday afternoon.
  13. Bad things <
  14. A paycheck I didn't know about from my last job just showed up at my house. It's like finding an extra $300 in your pocket.
  15. "I used to play Roller Coaster Tycoon to this song."
  16. Todays hours are all overtime hours. Feels good.
  17. I hate this indifferent time in my life. Confusion is the title of this time table.
  18. @awaxakins oh ya
  19. The reintroduction of Porsches into Forza has revived my love for the game. Theyre so much fun to drive. I hope I own one or ten when older.
  20. I'm bored of myself, later.