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Almost certainly not funny if you're not a lawyer: client used the term "apostle certificate" in an email (should be "estoppel certificate")about 9 hours agofrom TwitterFox
Came THIS CLOSE to winning $200 at an office party bocce ball tournament tonight. Grrrr.10:36 PM Jul 10thfrom Tweetie
Dammit Amazon, I would gladly pay you all kinds of money if you would only let me buy a frickin' Kindle. Canadians are people too.3:18 PM Jul 9thfrom TwitterFox
By far, the greatest impact Michael Jackson had on my life was introducing me to Weird Al Yankovic.7:57 PM Jul 8thfrom Tweetie
iPhone autocorrect follies: Bard on the Beach = Barf on the Beach8:28 AM Jul 7thfrom Tweetie
My 2-yr-old is running around the living room playing musical chairs by himself. No music, just him and 2 chairs. It's adorable.8:51 AM Jul 5thfrom Tweetie
I have 2 red racing stripes on top of my head. That's what happens when a bald guy wears a bike helmet all day in the sun.8:05 PM Jul 4thfrom Tweetie
Just spotted a gaggle of fat hipsters. Rare breed.... Fascinating.11:09 AM Jul 4thfrom Tweetie
Spent the last hr or so chasing crow w/ broken wing across the yard. SPCA did their best, but he escaped to a tree. Stupid crow.8:38 PM Jul 3rdfrom Tweetie
I have 34 points today! (saying it in points instead of years makes me feel less old).10:49 AM Jun 30thfrom web
Made an awesome dinner tonight. Cedar planked BBQ salmon with mango & cherry salsa.6:09 PM Jun 28thfrom Tweetie
