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  1. I wonder if my disciple http://ow.ly/yUcV will be elected mayor of Minneapolis today! http://ow.ly/yUdI
  2. Sorry I haven't posed since All Hallows! I was feeling poorly. Ate so much candy that my half-pint got too full.
  3. Uh-oh, looks like someone took a plow and mowed graffiti all over the Svensen's sod barn. #TrickOrTreatOnThePrairie
  4. Mr. Harthorn is giving out razor blades! Well, he does own the dry goods store... #TrickOrTreatOnThePrairie
  5. I love getting those little "fun-sized" pieces of hardtack, though. #TrickOrTreatOnThePrairie
  6. Ugh, skip the Gilberts' shanty, because they're only giving out corn cobs. #TrickOrTreatOnThePrairie
  7. Just walked 160 acres for this stupid piece of candy. 160 acres until the next one. HATE trick-or-treating on the prairie.
  8. But I'd be, you know, a SEXY grasshopper plague.
  9. It'd be a riot if I dressed up as a grasshopper plague for Hallowe'en, wouldn't it? Or is that "too soon?"
  10. Trying to find a Halloween costume but all the Mary Todd Lincoln outfits in the stores are too slutty.
  11. Don't knock it til you've tried it.
  12. It's time to bob for apples! Except here on the prairie we bob for salt pork instead.
  13. There's really no point in trying to Swiffer in the sod dugout, is there?
  14. @DennisDepew So you've been following the story of my three best friends and I as we discuss bachelor farmers and calico patterns?
  15. Supper's over, dishes washed. Nothing left but a piece of squash.
  16. (I am a real person but I count as a children's book character, too. You'd think that would keep me from getting wrinkles but sadly, no.)
  17. #FF More children's book folks! @The_Pigeon @BoxcarChildren @Henry_Alden @Jessie_Alden @Violet_Alden @Benny_Alden @annebshirley who else?
  18. In this, of course! http://ow.ly/w9Bn
  19. Wash on Monday, iron on Tuesday, mend on Wednesday, churn on Thursday, ROCK ON FRIDAY.
  20. Ma's making pancakes! Better wear my "eatin' corset" today.