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  1. Twisting 33 hay sticks a day for NaTwiHayMo is hard, but it's so satisfying when you win! Because then you don't freeze to death.
  2. I've only twisted 347 sticks of hay so far but I need 1,000 by the end of the month! Blast it! #NaTwiHayMo
  3. A ghostly voice known as a "podcast" recites some of my Twittergraphs! http://ow.ly/DsTr (Thank you, @sagetyrtle!)
  4. Holly Hobbie always wants me to hang out with her and pick prairie flowers but she's so BORING.
  5. You know how it's bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? Call me superstitious but I think that goes for panthers, too.
  6. I have terrible peripheral vision in this sunbonnet. Sorry I punched you but don't sneak up from the side!
  7. Today I have low self-esteem because my corn cob doll has unrealistic body proportions.
  8. Almanzo likes big bustles; he cannot lie.
  9. I hate when you try to wire an SOS and click the wrong letters. I guess I was typing LOL BLIZZARD LOL all week? Awkward!
  10. I wonder if my disciple http://ow.ly/yUcV will be elected mayor of Minneapolis today! http://ow.ly/yUdI
  11. Uh-oh, looks like someone took a plow and mowed graffiti all over the Svensen's sod barn. #TrickOrTreatOnThePrairie
  12. Mr. Harthorn is giving out razor blades! Well, he does own the dry goods store... #TrickOrTreatOnThePrairie
  13. I love getting those little "fun-sized" pieces of hardtack, though. #TrickOrTreatOnThePrairie
  14. Ugh, skip the Gilberts' shanty, because they're only giving out corn cobs. #TrickOrTreatOnThePrairie
  15. Just walked 160 acres for this stupid piece of candy. 160 acres until the next one. HATE trick-or-treating on the prairie.
  16. But I'd be, you know, a SEXY grasshopper plague.
  17. It'd be a riot if I dressed up as a grasshopper plague for Hallowe'en, wouldn't it? Or is that "too soon?"
  18. Trying to find a Halloween costume but all the Mary Todd Lincoln outfits in the stores are too slutty.
  19. Don't knock it til you've tried it.
  20. It's time to bob for apples! Except here on the prairie we bob for salt pork instead.