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  1. Carrie thinks she has a hangover from lemonade. I think she just wants to get out of doing chores.
  2. Happy 4th of July, everyone! Be safe with your gunpowder and anvils & be sure to SHOUT while reading the Declaration of Independence aloud!
  3. @WestCoastGal88 He's supposed to set off the gunpowder at 6 in the EVENING but he's lost so many fingers he can't wind his watch anymore.
  4. @ikelovesme We should bring back firecrackers for Baby Grace. Ma will be thrilled.
  5. Oh, it's just the De Smet blacksmith exploding gunpowder under his anvil at 6am! Because it's the 4th of July! And because he's a JACKASS.
  6. MY LAND!! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!!!
  7. It seems my husband's stomach is "blogging." http://ow.ly/eek3 No idea what that means but knowing Manly's appetite, anything is possible.
  8. ☛✵❦★Forget engraved name cards! ✉ ❥ ♛ All the fashionable girls in ✵De Smet ♠ are now getting their ✵Twittergraphs ❀ embellished! ❦ ☾ ★♥ ☚
  9. Even though he looked like a wax figure, Mr. Jackson could do a strange backward jig, the likes of which I've never seen. He will be missed!
  10. @MelissaEGilbert So the town where you grew up was "cancelled" and blown up with dynamite? That's almost as bad as a plague of grasshoppers!
  11. @GabbyGail I pronounce it "Al-MAN-zo." Emphasis on the MAN. And by golly, I sure do like to emphasize.
  12. @AprilReedDFW Well, that figures! He thinks the French are sneaky!
  13. Quit asking me about the Wilder boy. All he ever talks about are his horses.
  14. That advertisement came from @ads4love 's fine publication: http://ow.ly/fiF3 Sometimes it gets lonely out here in the claim shanty.
  15. Hmm, the fellow in this notice seeks lady w/ "alabaster skin." http://ow.ly/fiCP Wonder if he'd go for "round and strong as a French horse."
  16. Happy Pa's Day, Pa! Hope your boots are fixed, and may you always have a pocket full of crackers when you get buried in a snowdrift.
  17. Then it was AWESOME.
  18. Today was a pretty good day until the ox fell through the sod roof of the dugout.
  19. • •• • • ••• •• • • •• • • • •• • •• • • ••• Oh, blast it. I was trying to send a Twittergraph to Mary but it doesn't do Braille.
  20. On Saturdays we bake. Wish I were baking this: http://ow.ly/fd6J