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  1. @crowbargordon Sssanta left me a comb and some contact lensesss. It'sss what I've... always wanted. You told him to get me that, didn't you? 4:00 PM Dec 26th, 2009 from Echofon
  2. I enjoy... Sssesssame Ssstreet. 2:12 AM Dec 16th, 2009 from web
  3. Someone better get me a damn present... or I'll make a stalker appear behind them every time... they look in the mirror. #city17 9:05 AM Dec 14th, 2009 from Echofon
  4. @blackmesabarney Why that would be... quite inconvenient. 10:04 AM Dec 10th, 2009 from Echofon
  5. A car approaches... a bicycle and asks for a... ride. The bicycle says "I can't. I'm two tyred." 8:04 AM Dec 4th, 2009 from Echofon
  6. The bad newsss... is I sawed off the wrong leg. The good news is the other one... will fall off on its own. 3:43 AM Nov 26th, 2009 from Echofon
  7. I just performed surgery to remove... Barney'sss gangrenous leg. 3:43 AM Nov 26th, 2009 from Echofon
  8. I'm ssspending Thanksgiving... giving a Stalker a bubble bath. Damn... community service. 1:19 PM Nov 25th, 2009 from Echofon
  9. I lossst... my gosh darn... TV signal. Stupid vortigaunts. 8:58 AM Nov 23rd, 2009 from Echofon
  10. @crowbargordon Yesss. You shall... find the helmet under the largest oak tree in Shady Woods. 8:35 AM Nov 19th, 2009 from Echofon
  11. @crowbargordon A recording... of your voice. 1:24 PM Nov 18th, 2009 from Echofon
  12. @blackmesabarney I ssstole the helmet for my... cat. Ten years, ssstill tick free! 12:21 PM Nov 18th, 2009 from Echofon
  13. Another haiku: The world was conquered/ Combine are everywhere/ No escape or hope. 1:57 PM Nov 17th, 2009 from Echofon
  14. @GabeNewell You are such a faker. You... will be gravely punished for your stealing of Gabe'sss... identity. 11:40 AM Nov 17th, 2009 from Echofon
  15. Headcrabs scream loudly, Wanting my Widow's Peak as dessert, I teleport away. 10:37 AM Nov 17th, 2009 from Echofon
  16. And now a haiku: 10:36 AM Nov 17th, 2009 from Echofon
  17. @GabeNewell Darn. Foiled... again. Well, I guesssss... we must all do our bit to fight... time paradoxes. Or paradoxi. 10:02 AM Nov 16th, 2009 from Echofon
  18. @GabeNewell I already saw the... trailer. I like the part with *censored by the time police* 10:01 AM Nov 16th, 2009 from Echofon
  19. I ate some pizza today. At... the Leaning Tower of Pisa for some reason. It'sss quite slanty. 9:59 AM Nov 16th, 2009 from Echofon
  20. One time I accidentally... teleported to Margaret Thatcher's bathroom. Almossst... made me hand in my briefcase. 5:00 AM Nov 15th, 2009 from Echofon