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HalfAssedChaos

  1. Going to go play mini golf, hottest put put ever. about 14 hours ago via web
  2. @BoneDaddyDS But aaaaaaaaw about 18 hours ago via web in reply to BoneDaddyDS
  3. @BoneDaddyDS And Yaaaaaay about 18 hours ago via web in reply to BoneDaddyDS
  4. @BoneDaddyDS Aaaaaw about 18 hours ago via web in reply to BoneDaddyDS
  5. Yes! twitpic.com/9pifdb about 20 hours ago via Twitpic
  6. @z0mb33s Its so wrong, yet so right. So very very right! about 20 hours ago via web in reply to z0mb33s
  7. @z0mb33s Too bad Alex, we're friends! FOREVER!!! about 20 hours ago via web in reply to z0mb33s
  8. @BoneDaddyDS You only hate me because you know that line HAS to be in the movie, and you want to see it said. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to BoneDaddyDS
  9. @BoneDaddyDS Fuck No! It's going to be so awful that I'm going to love. "Goddamn Aliens, YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!!" about 20 hours ago via web in reply to BoneDaddyDS
  10. @brakedust All night long baby. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to brakedust
  11. @brakedust You do crazy things when you're married. My heart will be in my computer chair clicking demons though. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to brakedust
  12. Deffinitally wanna see Battleship though, mother fucking Battleship. about 22 hours ago via web
  13. Maybe I can talk Ellen into driving so I can play a drinking game. Every time MIB3 sucks I take a drink, drunk forever!!!! about 22 hours ago via web
  14. Goind to the Drive In tonight to see MIB 3 and Battleship, this is going to be magical. about 22 hours ago via web
  15. @sockie182 Booooo! I'm really sorry to hear that, that really really freaking sucks. 7:53 AM May 25th via web in reply to sockie182
  16. @BoneDaddyDS Yeah I think so. 7:52 AM May 25th via web in reply to BoneDaddyDS
  17. @BoneDaddyDS Are you working the draft tonight? 7:39 AM May 25th via web in reply to BoneDaddyDS
  18. Then to start a Hardcore Wizard and see how that goes while Geegee moves his ass to Nightmare. 7:31 AM May 24th via web
  19. I have my final HP Potion and MP Potion ready for me to beat Act IV in normal difficulty tonight. Huzzah! 7:31 AM May 24th via web
  20. @z0mb33s Yeeeeaaaah you did! You will have to tell me your battle tag! 1:22 PM May 21st via web in reply to z0mb33s