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Haisuplaur

  1. I have a patient who swallows razor blades. Like. What. about 3 hours ago via txt
  2. I hate myself. I eat too damn much. about 6 hours ago via txt
  3. Justin Bieber. Live. @CalderonChris go with me. about 7 hours ago via txt
  4. I honestly cannot stand hurting people. It's killing me. about 7 hours ago via txt
  5. Everybody is ordering pizza and I need to be dieting :(( about 7 hours ago via txt
  6. @t0raline whatever! I do not! And I just don't know what to say to "gay" about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to t0raline
  7. @t0raline ignores me about 10 hours ago via txt
  8. I love starting the shift off by changing a poop bag. ☺ about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Wondering when @t0raline is going to come see me 😉 about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Hearing sex therapy makes me miss @Calderonchris. about 13 hours ago via txt
  11. So tired. about 14 hours ago via txt
  12. I could sleep in @Arashikaguy and @CassieNomNomNom bed forever, so comfy. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Pancakes in bed. about 20 hours ago via txt
  14. "I don't really like going to the gym cause people will see me sweaty." "Well you know they're all sweaty too." 12:34 AM May 26th via txt
  15. Why is @raebearr awake. 12:00 AM May 26th via txt
  16. Just got hit on by a 44 year old 7:10 PM May 25th via txt
  17. Smelly armpits remind me of @CalderonChris for some reason hahahahaha. 5:59 AM May 25th via txt
  18. Trying to decide how much I want to work this summer. Money or fun... Money = fun but money = more work. More work = less fun time, HMM. 5:43 AM May 25th via txt
  19. Bought a Xbox 360 last week, bought a 42 inch tv this week. @CalderonChris and I are ballers. 5:25 AM May 25th via txt
  20. Seven year old is believed to have killed himself because he was bullied. Seven year old? Seriously. 4:39 AM May 25th via txt