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HairofBreen

  1. @jdalrymple Sorry but when your friends won't tell you the truth, it's up to random fake Twits to do it for you...
  2. As one hair mass to another - you couldn't uglier. No one will tell you but...dude...seriously....U-G-L-Y...
  3. @jdalrymple @dmoren Scoff all you'd like - I'm *still* prettier than you...
  4. OMG @SlyM is *evil*! Why!? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME SO! http://tinyurl.com/o4jst4
  5. My apologies...I though if I left @BodyofBreen to his own devices on Twitter, he could hold his own. I was wrong, to my eternal shame...
  6. @barryhellewell Yeah cause that's what Twitter needs - Yet Another Ponzi Scheme.
  7. @BodyofBreen Someone has to maintain decorum around here. *One* of us has a reputation to maintain...
  8. "Hi HairofBreen, thank you for following me. Show me the art in your life." Hey, Captain Dumb Ass. I'm *hair*. I'm not real....
  9. OMG! @BodyofBreen is on some online radio show - http://www.yourmaclifeshow.com. I bet he doesn't mention me!
  10. Ya know, sometimes I'm embarrassed to be on top of this guy. WTH is wrong with him!? http://bit.ly/vDsfp
  11. @BodyofBreen Bah! Empty threat! We both know you hate how your ears stick out when you wear a cap. You look like a White Obama...
  12. @BodyofBreen Guess who made the "Macworld Expo Celebrity Checklist" and who didn't? BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA! http://bit.ly/2KVksx
  13. @BodyofBreen You ungrateful SOB....You're *nothing* without me, you hear me? NOTHING! Without me, you'd be...well...bald!
  14. New Year's resolution: Grow more...
  15. OMG...I just got mentioned on the Macworld podcast!
  16. @BodyofBreen @paulkent At least with the Giants. God knows, they need pitching....and hitting....and a bullpen...and....
  17. @BodyofBreen <sob> Prell? What have I ever done to deserve such treatment?<sob> Is there a Hair Support Group? I'm feeling v ...
  18. @BodyofBreen Bere....BERET!? If you ever put a *beret* on me, I swear to Vidal Sassoon I will *leap* off your scalp!
  19. His Highness is having migraines. That means He's pulling His hair out. *I'm* the Hair! :(
  20. @ShawnKing Hate the game, not the player...