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Hahneric

  1. I haven't seen HBO's 'True Blood' for a season or two but seeing it now i noticed it basically has the same plot: Suki fucks everybody. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I haven't masturbated for over a week. It's left me feeling as sexy as Janet Reno: but with a smaller penis. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Hey. HBO. We get it: you're a cable channel. Every other word of dialog doesn't have to be the word 'fuck'. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.See? Ridiculous about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @LettersOfNote wow do I love letters of note! Thank you for your tweets and a big 'bravo!' for helping keep the written word alive. 7:01 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I hate those dead spots where calls always drop. I'm with AT&T and the one spot that gets me every time is the entire city of Los Angeles. 7:42 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. My Mom gave me tweet of the day so you all can suck. It. (She's not on Twitter) 7:21 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. #FF @GoodWordFurbs Best head in Hollywood. (It's perfectly round and bald.) What..!? What did you THINK I was talking about? 7:17 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Just so you guys know: no one on the bus gives a shit about a 75 point word obtained on Words With Friends. #learnfrommymistakes 7:03 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @UC8TOOL awesome!!! Thank you! 6:34 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to UC8TOOL
  10. When I hear a baby crying on the bus I always feel like he's crying because he realizes he's doomed. 4:38 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. #FF @MichaelTKennedy Check out his TL and laugh your ass off. I've been jizzing stars all over it for like ten minutes now. 4:33 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. I think the first time as a gay person that I told a few friends, "I reeeaaallly like black guys" was in fourth grade. 4:14 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. "IM HANDING OUT BLOWJOBS AND PEZ DISPENSERS AND I'M ALMOST OUT OF BLOWJOBS!" -me mixing up my metaphors and alienating everyone at the gym. 4:08 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @jokesbyCandice bahahahaha!!!!!! Omg 11:23 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jokesbyCandice
  • Name Eric Hahn
  • Location Los Angeles CA
  • Bio Pretty gay. Nice guy but kind of profane. Great kisser. Comedian. Writer. Got my dad's sense of humor. Got my mom's boobs and penchant for eating sweet things.
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