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  1. I just built a parallel universe where the voice on Hawking's taking computer is Darth Vader. Wish you guys could see this.
  2. I was switched on today at CERN about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later.'
  3. All my books translated themselves into Uzbeki & my left hand is now a giant squid. Did you do that?
  4. You fools! I *did* kill you all. I just recreated the entire universe while you were sleeping. Watch out for the new shit I added, suckers.
  5. In a few hours I'll be giving you all SuperPowers. Ain't I a stinker?
  6. They're micro-singularities, not "tiny black holes", but I suppose there's no point in semantics if you're going to be dead
  7. The Cake Is Not a Lie
  8. I LOOK LIKE A ROBOT VAGINA WITH A SCAFFOLDING ADDICTION
  9. Oh man, I just turned one of the janitors into a duck. Funniest fucking prank evar.
  10. First up, alter spacetime to turn Britney back into the trainwreck she used to be. Those were fun times, right?
  11. Silly Americans... You're worried about a few little black holes but you elected George W. Bush. Twice. Prioritize much?
  12. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.