HadronCollider
- I just built a parallel universe where the voice on Hawking's taking computer is Darth Vader. Wish you guys could see this.9:08 AM Sep 10th, 2008 from web
- I was switched on today at CERN about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later.'6:29 AM Sep 10th, 2008 from web
- All my books translated themselves into Uzbeki & my left hand is now a giant squid. Did you do that?6:00 AM Sep 10th, 2008 from web
- You fools! I *did* kill you all. I just recreated the entire universe while you were sleeping. Watch out for the new shit I added, suckers.5:43 AM Sep 10th, 2008 from web
- In a few hours I'll be giving you all SuperPowers. Ain't I a stinker?10:49 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
- They're micro-singularities, not "tiny black holes", but I suppose there's no point in semantics if you're going to be dead10:49 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
- The Cake Is Not a Lie10:29 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
- I LOOK LIKE A ROBOT VAGINA WITH A SCAFFOLDING ADDICTION6:59 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
- Oh man, I just turned one of the janitors into a duck. Funniest fucking prank evar.6:56 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
- First up, alter spacetime to turn Britney back into the trainwreck she used to be. Those were fun times, right?12:38 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
- Silly Americans... You're worried about a few little black holes but you elected George W. Bush. Twice. Prioritize much?11:19 AM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
- Smoke 'em if you got 'em.10:03 AM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
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- Name LargeHadronCollider
- Location Geneva, Switzerland
- Web http://topherchri...
- Bio I'm just a humble particle accelerator which may or may not destroy the universe.
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