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HabitualWanker

@TomSpilsbury Be careful - Martha will kick your ass! about 2 hours ago via web in reply to TomSpilsbury
@samandmarktv What do you do to him in the morning so he pulls that face...and can I watch? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to samandmarktv
@Bolly89 are you not a fan of One Direction? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to Bolly89
All this "Gay Marriage" stuff - gah. OK, I'm bisexual and want to start the "Abolish Straight Marriage" group! Lets make marriage illegal! about 9 hours ago via web
Just watching The Shrine, a Stargate: Atlantis episode and @dhewlett is simply fantastic. about 9 hours ago via web
@timminchin If you don't have pictures it never happened! about 20 hours ago via web in reply to timminchin
@thenicolabryant hehehehe - "now" about 20 hours ago via web in reply to thenicolabryant
@DeborahWatling That explains why I want him...I have a mannequin fetish! about 20 hours ago via web in reply to DeborahWatling
@TracyAnnO You want Greece to win? You're evil! You're trying to bring down Eurovision! about 20 hours ago via web in reply to TracyAnnO
@DeborahWatling Just make sure the 'van is fixed in place - all that bouncing about could cause terrible damage to the structural integrity! about 20 hours ago via web in reply to DeborahWatling
@DeborahWatling @thenicolabryant - though they seem to share the same wardrobe department...from the 80's! about 21 hours ago via web in reply to DeborahWatling
@JosieLong It's a great word! about 21 hours ago via web in reply to JosieLong
@timminchin I was introduced to some of your comedy material this week(a song about a woman called Storm or something). Kudos, you're funny. about 21 hours ago via web in reply to timminchin
@kristenschaaled woah - is that David Cross? about 21 hours ago via web in reply to kristenschaaled
Jedward ARE Eurovision! about 21 hours ago via web
I think, THINK, Eurovision is on...but I could be wrong. about 21 hours ago via web
@TheHoennKid finale, worked fantastically because it was a big cliffhanger. It had everything you need for an end of season...Fringe lacked. 8:16 AM May 26th via web in reply to TheHoennKid
@TheHoennKid It was a two parter though - part 2(or at least the conclusion) is the first episode of the next series...and as a season... 8:15 AM May 26th via web in reply to TheHoennKid
@TheHoennKid The I really don't know who you are, anymore. 6:39 AM May 26th via web in reply to TheHoennKid
@rickygervais yeah, but you would believe in yourself? 6:38 AM May 26th via web