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HaLaPeer

TheEllenShow 11 Million followers! It feels like just yesterday I was learning what a hashtag was. Incredible. #CanSomeoneGetMeASandwich? 3:29 PM May 7th via web Retweeted by HaLaPeer and 830 others
TheEllenShow jcpenney dance dares! Get your dance on while you try some pants on. say.ly/nMe3g1j 6:35 PM May 7th via WhoSay Retweeted by HaLaPeer and 152 others
TheEllenShow Tomorrow, Johnny Depp is here for the first time. No big deal. I was getting my roots done anyway. 12:19 PM May 7th via web Retweeted by HaLaPeer and 2467 others
@TheEllenShow Thanks for the mother's day photobook! lol. 1:11 PM May 15th via web in reply to TheEllenShow
TheEllenShow I have a Shutterfly photo book for all of my followers! You get a book & YOU get a book! Everybody gets a photo book! say.ly/uol3i7T 5:50 PM May 11th via web Retweeted by HaLaPeer and 620 others
TheEllenShow Happy Mother's Day. Mothers have the hardest job in the world - pretending they like your haircut. 11:40 AM May 13th via web Retweeted by HaLaPeer and 4613 others
1638: when someone says,“anyway...” during aconversation, the subjecthas changed. don’tkeep talking about it. #brotips brotips.com/1638 7:07 PM May 9th via Tweet Button
1686: apostrophes are thedifference betweenknowing yourshit and knowingyou’re shit. #brotips 7:03 PM May 9th via Tweet Button
1685: saying, “let’s still befriends,” after a badbreak-up is like saying,“the dog died, but wecan still keep it.” #brotips 7:03 PM May 9th via Tweet Button
Nate: No, no, we hacked into his online appointment schedule. I mean, yes, what a coincidence. #Leverage 8:48 AM May 9th via Buffer
Tara: Look, Blanchard's here at the same time you are. That's a coincidence. #Leverage 6:17 AM May 9th via Buffer
Shawn: The Chief's right. let's just take a minute here to think this through. [pause] They must be parboiling the potato first. #Psych 8:56 PM May 8th via Buffer
1695: if you meet a girl atthe club and she says,“be right back,” don’texpect to see her again. #brotips brotips.com/1695 6:35 PM May 8th via Tweet Button
1735: it doesn’t matter howold or gangster youare--if a toddler handsyou a toy phone, youanswer that shit. #brotips brotips.com/1735 6:32 PM May 8th via Tweet Button
1749: every minute that you spend being angry,you lose sixty secondsof being awesome.don't be wasteful. #brotips brotips.com/1749 6:30 PM May 8th via Tweet Button
1785: there’s a high chancethat your cat calls won’twork, bro. just don’t. #brotips brotips.com/1785 6:26 PM May 8th via Tweet Button
1844: buying a t-shirt with aslogan on it doesn'tcount as protesting. #brotips brotips.com/1844 6:21 PM May 8th via Tweet Button
1861: whenever someonesays, "with all duerespect..." get ready forthem to talk mad shit. #brotips brotips.com/1861 6:19 PM May 8th via Tweet Button
1865: if it takes more thanfive seconds to explainhow many fucks youdon't give, you're givingway too many fucks. #brotips 6:18 PM May 8th via Tweet Button
Gus: It would be a flavor seizure. Chief Vick: Gentlemen, please, don't be ridiculous.#Psych 2:32 PM May 8th via Buffer