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  1. twitter lies when it cries. about 17 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. I hate it when I find a tweet on my phone the next day when I thought it sent. about 17 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. @SethMWard if you slept with an Old Rasputin, her beard would tickle you. Rasputin might be the original pedophiliac padre. 12:48 AM Dec 1st from Twitterrific in reply to SethMWard
  4. France? No. I'm from Space. #shitnolansays 11:39 AM Nov 30th from Twitterrific
  5. RT ... I think TIger Woods was going night putting... just putting... at night. (via @brokenlizard) ... Tiger's real name is Mitch Cumstein? 6:52 AM Nov 30th from Twitterrific
  6. Emailed this tweet to myself: "Glow in the dark virgins. http://bit.ly/7un9ci". Right clicked on it & got "New To Do". Mac Mail is smart. 10:12 PM Nov 29th from web
  7. Dollhouse should have started with Epitaph One. 2:38 PM Nov 29th from Twitterrific
  8. @feliciaday Hips don't lie. 1:24 PM Nov 29th from Twitterrific in reply to feliciaday
  9. @Janabot don't worry J, you haven't worked in months. 12:59 PM Nov 29th from Twitterrific in reply to Janabot
  10. It's like The Birds outside. Is this an ironic tweet? 12:21 PM Nov 29th from Twitterrific
  11. @Janabot scissor sisters do it sideways 11:22 AM Nov 29th from Twitterrific in reply to Janabot
  12. @Janabot bring your strap-on. 11:20 AM Nov 29th from Twitterrific in reply to Janabot
  13. @Janabot I'm going to write you up. 10:54 AM Nov 29th from Twitterrific in reply to Janabot
  14. If @ReynoldsRyan isn't a fake, I thought he'd be cooler. 7:13 AM Nov 28th from Twitterrific in reply to ReynoldsRyan
  15. RT ... I think I might love Rashida Jones a little bit. (via @arranmcnicol) ... She's the bees knees. 7:12 AM Nov 28th from Twitterrific
  16. @SethMWard I'm unfollowing you. 6:53 PM Nov 27th from Twitterrific in reply to SethMWard
  17. Everyone will have 15 seconds of fame on the Internet. 6:19 PM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  18. Look who made the cut! 6th one down. ... RT Our faves from #StarWarsThanksgiving Twitter meme. http://is.gd/54Umr #starwars (via @starwars) 6:19 PM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  19. @alisonhaislip If you're going to go American, get a Charger. It's a Mustang with muscle. That is unless you plan on going old school. 7:28 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific in reply to alisonhaislip
  20. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the cranberry sauce. Now *I* am the Turkey. #starwarsthanksgiving. 4:53 PM Nov 26th from Twitterrific