h_c_bukowski
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Ever feel like u could just grab a fart out of ur butthole because it is so round and hard?
8:27 PM Oct 20th, 2011
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i wonder what all the 20-something parents of kids who are on facebook wil think of all their spelling mistakes and dumb thoughts.
8:26 PM Oct 11th, 2011
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Vagina Wang.
6:45 PM Oct 10th, 2011
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are you ever so drunk that ur tempted to touch ur pee while it comes owt.
7:20 PM Sep 25th, 2011
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if u r saving all of ur text messages & deleting them individually to get 1 text, u r doing it wrong
5:06 PM Sep 5th, 2011
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Californians mocking east coast earthquake fever should remember how they reacted to a weekend freeway closure last month.
11:38 AM Aug 23rd, 2011
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you misspelled "rapist." RT @ test
9:43 PM Aug 24th, 2011
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imagine a boob coming out of a vagina
9:42 PM Aug 24th, 2011
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peo.
12:40 PM Aug 18th, 2011
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barf.
12:40 PM Aug 18th, 2011
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i think im standing in pee
8:29 AM Aug 18th, 2011
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"morgan freeman: through the dickhole"
9:05 PM Aug 17th, 2011
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always at least pretend to wash your hands post poo.
6:40 AM Aug 16th, 2011
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Im Hitler.. *hitlers around*
5:52 PM Aug 10th, 2011
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"please help me find some underwear" - to the tune of "alice in wonderland"
4:12 PM Aug 5th, 2011
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can we discuss how sometimes it is way too hard to tell the difference between a fart and a poop.
4:03 PM Aug 5th, 2011
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i used to eat so many grapes that i would shit for days.
7:20 PM Aug 4th, 2011
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wen u wear an apron u do not need to zip ur fly.
9:34 AM Aug 2nd, 2011
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this urinal is gurgling at me this is why I only use stalls scary
9:07 AM Jul 20th, 2011
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My girlfriend says she knows when I have 2 poop bcause our room smells like garbage but she dsnt know that I wear diapers & Im already dun.
8:53 PM Jul 5th, 2011
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- Name Charles Bukowski
- Web http://www.chrlsb...
- Bio I am a poet who died in 1994. I am back now, dealing with 2011. IT'S LIKE A MOVIE.
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