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  1. FUCK YOU! I'M DEAD! FUCK YOU ALL!
  2. FUCK, THE LIGHT IS BUT THE GLEAM REFLECTED OFF THE CAPPED TEETH OF THE PIVEN-ESQUE DRIFTER! FUCK!
  3. DARKSEID... SEES A... DARKSEID SEES A BRIGHT LIGHT! DARKSEID IS HEADING TOWARDS THE LIGHT!
  4. PROBABLY THE CRACK.
  5. NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO YOU ARE THE NEMESIS OF FUN. CRACK, *YOU* ARE THE NEMESIS OF MY HEART. ONE OF THE TWO OF YOU HAVE KILLED ME.
  6. AND SOME CRACK.
  7. AND A BLOG.
  8. AND A RADIO.
  9. GREAT. NOW DARKSEID KINDA WANTS A FUCKING HOTDOG.
  10. RADIO WITH A BLOG IS LIKE A HOTDOG THAT HAS A HAMBURGER.
  11. WAIT, SO IT WASN'T ON THE ACTUAL RADIO, IT WAS ON RADIO'S BLOG? RADIO HAS A BLOG? WHY DOES RADIO HAVE A BLOG? ISN'T IT RADIO? THAT'S STUPID.
  12. DARKSEID'S NEW SHOW PICKED UP FOR MIDSEASON: CANNIBALISTIC HUMANOID UNDERGROUND DOCTORS. GRIECO. THE LADY FROM HOME IMPROVEMENTS. ETC.
  13. BOY I HAD NO IDEA SO MANY PANZERFAUST UBERFANS WERE ON TWITTER.
  14. AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT PANZERFAUST.
  15. KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? PANZERFAUST.
  16. SUNDAY IS DARKSEID'S SLAUGHTER-RANDOM-BUMS-THAT-HAPPEN-TO-RAMBLE-BY-MY-DUMPSTER DAY
  17. SATURDAY IS DARKSEID'S FUN DAY
  18. THAT'S IT FOR DARKSEID, FOLKS. YOU'VE BEEN AN AUDIENCE FULL OF KOALA-AIDS-LADEN C.H.U.D.FUCKERS. TIP YOUR WAITRESSES. DIE FOR DARKSEID.
  19. LINDA MCCARTNEY! HEYOOOOOOH
  20. WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHRIEKING HYENA WITH WINGS?