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  1. Message to Mr Lee of Crewe: Please stop calling us about unroadworthy minicabs. We are the Inspector of Taxes NOT Taxis ! 2:26 AM Jul 17th from web
  2. @iainkendall If you find out, please let us know, as we don't understand it either. 1:49 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to iainkendall
  3. Back tweeting now. More than 20 users filed P11D's which crashed our system. Only 95% of the p11D's were incorrect - down from 99%. 1:17 PM Jul 2nd from web
  4. @tonyrcollins It's part of our own reshuffle 7:56 AM Jun 5th from web in reply to tonyrcollins
  5. HMRC Msg to Cabinet Office: We have discovered that Peter Hain has been selling cars under the name of Arthur Daley for the last 40 years. 7:50 AM Jun 5th from web
  6. Treasury MSG to HMRC: Alistair asks if he can still put through the £30,000 tax free termination payment even though he's staying? 7:43 AM Jun 5th from web
  7. HMRC to Treasury: We hear Darling's got Balls. 7:38 AM Jun 5th from web
  8. @chickencricket We have enough hassle with the MPs without adding people from Talbot Woods. Very witty though.... 4:30 PM May 28th from web in reply to chickencricket
  9. @BookMarkLee Taxable as a BIK unless you claim rollover relief 4:18 PM May 28th from web in reply to BookMarkLee
  10. CAPITAL GAINS TAX APPEAL: Are you an embarassed MP paying no tax on a 2nd property? Then send us the tax and receive a cuddly Hazel Bear. 1:04 AM May 13th from web
  11. RUSSELL GRANT TO ALISTAIR: Sorry, the growth forecast I gave you was wrong. I meant to say that verbal communication is coming out of Uranus 3:47 AM Apr 23rd from web
  12. HMRC TO TREASURY: MSG FWD TO ALISTAIR: "Someone called from the IMF, something to do with a quote for his loan application?" #budget09 3:35 AM Apr 23rd from web
  13. #budget09 Error correction: In our Budget press release we meant to say to "HIGHER rate taxpayers" not "IRATE taxpayers" 7:46 AM Apr 22nd from web
  14. #budget09 Naming and shaming of tax swindlers: 1. Gordon Brown 2. Alistair Darling 6:30 AM Apr 22nd from web
  15. #budget09 Ali D live: "Investment to promote recycling of government hot air" 5:22 AM Apr 22nd from web
  16. #budget09 Ali D live "50% top tax rate, UK Border Police to stop the rich leaving the UK" 5:03 AM Apr 22nd from web
  17. #budget09 Ali D live: "175 billion deficit 2009/10, will soon be talking real money" 5:01 AM Apr 22nd from web
  18. #budget09 Ali D live: "cutting back on public services and increasing tax is not right the thing to do before the next general election" 4:57 AM Apr 22nd from web
  19. #budget09 Alistair forgot to say "minus" before the growth forecast figures for 2010 and 2011. Next government's problem anyway 4:50 AM Apr 22nd from web
  20. #budget09 Ali D live : "Britain will be a world leader" (in the debt league) 4:36 AM Apr 22nd from web