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Another raucous Saturday Night Club soiree. P.B. Perlman was in rare form. I expect he'll compensate Haussner's for the broken furniture.
8:45 AM Nov 1st
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@ You're a shrill, arrogant opportunist. An embarrassment to your people. A thumb in the eye of the fools who created you.
9:10 PM Oct 19th
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I'd rather this city sink into the Chesapeake than endure a festering cad, haunting City Hall in stilted heels and "well-earned" fur coat.
9:01 PM Oct 19th
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@ I was waylaid in Berlin. Oktoberfest began three months earlier this year, old friend. Imagine my surprise.
12:08 PM Oct 15th
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Do not ask me to join your "organized crime family". I scarcely have the time between provoking the public & living a productive life.
12:05 PM Oct 15th
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A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. Yes, I'm referring to Kanye West.
11:58 AM Oct 15th
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A rain-sodden evening didn't dampen spirits, though it did encourage their consumption. Yesterday was a fine showing of Sunpapers' readers.
8:08 AM May 27th
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@ A fitting photo indeed: the face that sank a thousand ships. I imagine Sara would will find this amusing were she here.
1:40 PM May 21st
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@ I've become complacent and entirely too accepting in my old age. Perhaps I should rouse the Saturday Night Club to revolt.
8:33 AM Apr 30th
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Smelling August's sauerbraten from the garden. Listening to children's laughter in the alley. Idle days soften the most scoured skeptics.
12:52 PM Apr 28th
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@ Unfortunately, it had to hedge the intelligence of the lowest common denominator to accomplish that.
5:39 AM Apr 4th
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@ I do not take offense. Popular culture, in nearly all facets, has devolved into little more than a broadcast minstrel show.
5:29 AM Apr 4th
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It was only a matter of time before my bedraggled and dissonant caw ended up preserved for posterity -
5:11 AM Apr 4th
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@ There are myriad institutions rigorously testing my theory.
3:21 PM Mar 10th
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@ I'll see it as a badge of honor, sir. I've been known to lob the moniker at Roosevelt like a grenade. To the Republic!
3:19 PM Mar 10th
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@ It's hardly my fault. I'm simply collateral damage in an explosion of Boobiosie soft-headedness.
3:17 PM Mar 10th
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The country is performing a masterfully precise re-enactment of the New Deal, much the way a slow child touches the stove a second time.
6:51 AM Mar 6th
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@ Swell company indeed. Even if he could not be trusted to run one. Delightfully mischievous mind. And an atrocious businessman.
9:47 AM Mar 3rd
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@ Deified? Sadly, no. The asylum of Baltimore is in the fumbling fingers of an intransigent sorority. They worship themselves.
9:42 AM Mar 3rd
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@ That's fine of you to say. Depending on your accomplishments, I may even take it as a full-blown compliment.
9:40 AM Mar 3rd
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- Name H.L. MENCKEN
- Location Baltimore, Maryland
- Web http://en.wikiped...
- Bio If after I depart this vale you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner, and wink your eye at some homely girl.
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