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  1. @RachelleGardner Isn't it interesting that they've calculated exactly how much of a Reese's is required to have "fun"?
  2. @ColleenLindsay Yum. All that's missing is a Greenie. *snort*
  3. So far today I have gotten teary over "God Help the Outcasts" on a Disney CD, and the climax of Wall-E. Wassup with that?
  4. Are YOU making good use of the Text-to-Voice software you probably already own? http://bit.ly/3O4sdz
  5. Can We Twalk?: I love a good pun as much as the next person (okay… that’s not actually true. I love.. http://bit.ly/Lfhiv
  6. I keep seeing the promos where the real estate dude shouts at his rival, "You cheapen this day!" I think we should use this all.the.time
  7. @RachelleGardner I vote break. =)
  8. Woot! The coffeehouse jerk is leaving! No more flinging his stolen newspaper about, whining about his wife or bragging about his workout.
  9. Dear parents: please do not google your child's symptoms and try to use medical terms if you're not a health care worker. It confuses things
  10. @ColleenLindsay Well, I'm sure he's saving up to buy more greenies, since you started eating his.
  11. @LucienneDiver If you hover over the Google header thingies, they say why they look different. In this case, it's Google's 11th b-day. ;)
  12. has worked 64 out of the last 78 hours. Boo.
  13. During the 14 hours I had off between two 32-hour shifts, I got paged at 3 am by someone who didn't check the schedule. I R crabby.
  14. After a Fashion: Reaching Querying Capacity or "How is a novel like a prom dress? Let me count the ways" http://bit.ly/RI5Cx
  15. Blago, you Uberdoofus. *shakes head* "I think you give us too much credit. It's not like we actually *know* the constitution." -Blagojevich
  16. Dear SUV-lady: If you hang up, you may drive less erratically. Bonus- I might get your attention to tell you your skirt is dragging the road
  17. @jodimeadows Ah, but when you do, your comments sparkle. Or glitter, to be precise. =)
  18. Just realized that ~5% of my blog viewers leave comments. I wonder how typical that is. I'm guessing "fairly."
  19. @JulieWeathers I'm guessing @Janet_Reid just doesn't need AC today. We don't need ours in Chicago. But it sure isn't silent here.
  20. Grown-up people should not need to use the "bafroom."