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Helen A Handbasket: Hail! …ntmakemecomeinthere-dear.blogspot.com/2012/04/hail.h… 3:48 PM Apr 6th via Tweet Button
@joshuagates At least the plane has a roof. 7:58 PM Aug 8th, 2011 via web from Killeen, TX in reply to joshuagates
Helen A Handbasket: Catch Up …ntmakemecomeinthere-dear.blogspot.com/2011/08/catch-… 7:55 PM Aug 8th, 2011 via Tweet Button
@levolor77 I just met Sean B. Carroll at my husband's high school reunion and had a very long, fascinating conversation with him. Great guy. 7:29 PM Jul 28th, 2011 via web from Oklahoma, US in reply to levolor77
Helen A Handbasket: Public Prayer …ntmakemecomeinthere-dear.blogspot.com/2011/06/public… 9:36 AM Jun 30th, 2011 via Tweet Button
I currently have approximately 1 million packages that should be arriving at my house within the next week. 6:24 PM Jun 29th, 2011 via web from Killeen, TX
Lake house gazing : wp.me/p18WbJ-OL 5:29 AM Jun 27th, 2011 via Tweet Button
@Randallsanimals @tallpaul42 No.Way. I also passed out to that song in Juarez, Mexico! 6:53 PM Jun 25th, 2011 via web from Killeen, TX in reply to Randallsanimals
Helen A Handbasket: Why I don't like to go to the "LADY" doctor …ntmakemecomeinthere-dear.blogspot.com/2011/06/why-i-… 6:25 PM Jun 23rd, 2011 via Tweet Button
Helen A Handbasket: Product Review: Clairisonic Opal …ntmakemecomeinthere-dear.blogspot.com/2011/06/produc… 7:48 PM Jun 22nd, 2011 via Tweet Button
Helen A Handbasket: My day in HELL, otherwise known as the Killeen Cit... …ntmakemecomeinthere-dear.blogspot.com/2011/06/my-day… 8:53 PM Jun 20th, 2011 via Tweet Button
Helen A Handbasket: Procrastination …ntmakemecomeinthere-dear.blogspot.com/2011/06/procra… 11:08 AM Jun 17th, 2011 via Tweet Button
@HIFreeman @altgeldshrugged oops, I meant, "won". Not "one". 10:18 PM Jun 4th, 2011 via web from Killeen, TX in reply to HIFreeman
@altgeldshrugged I have recently one approximately 4 million different Vera Bradley pieces. I swear to God, nobody can bid higher than me? 10:17 PM Jun 4th, 2011 via web from Killeen, TX in reply to altgeldshrugged
@altgeldshrugged The decals with area codes are particularly intimidating, as well. 10:14 PM Jun 4th, 2011 via web from Killeen, TX in reply to altgeldshrugged
@megcabot His private eyes are watching you! 10:12 PM Jun 4th, 2011 via web from Killeen, TX in reply to megcabot
@megcabot @videogum I'm happy for myself! 10:07 PM Jun 4th, 2011 via web from Killeen, TX in reply to megcabot
@HipsterJew Don't feel like the Lone Ranger. Me, too. 7:25 PM Apr 10th, 2011 via web from Killeen, TX in reply to HipsterJew
Helen A Handbasket: Stop the MADNESS!!! …ntmakemecomeinthere-dear.blogspot.com/2011/04/stop-m… 7:23 PM Apr 10th, 2011 via Tweet Button
@Janet_Reid My family had the same people across the hall from us on a cruise. Glaring fiercely at them did no good. FYI. 8:55 PM Apr 9th, 2011 via web from Killeen, TX in reply to Janet_Reid

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Bio How do you say author without sounding pretentious? Also, mother, wife and daughter. Oh, and sister and auntie. Oh, and teacher. Damn, I'm exhausted.