HAlanScott
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@ i once was writing "nope" while walking, but my iphone autotext read it as "poop". so my tweet read, "poop, not gonna do it!"
about 14 hours ago
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in reply to blackandhip
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@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @
about 14 hours ago
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Come laugh w/me (or @ me) tonight @ COMIX, W. 14th & 9th Ave., 9PM, on "The Back Room"! SRSLY, I'm funny... lookin! Rawhide afterwards!
about 14 hours ago
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I've listened to Alicia Keys new album like 8 million times today. Like wow! The duet w/Beyonce is pure magic!
11:08 PM Dec 17th
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@ Mona mour?
11:06 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to BadEvan
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@ love it
11:06 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to octoberxswimmer
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@ what kind of flour?
11:05 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to katetheshark
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@ I hear that!
6:08 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to anddyRadio
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@ ha! I dunno if my undergarmats R ready for primetime.
5:27 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to _dkm
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Do these long johns make me look fat or is it just my ass?
3:42 PM Dec 17th
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@ right? ppl look @ me strange whenever i go "woo" after a freezing wind blows my way. howeva, ppl usually look @ me strangely.
3:21 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to benrimalower
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"We are entitled to our own opinions, we are NOT entitled to our own facts," Sen. Al Franken to Sen. John Thune on health care.
3:13 PM Dec 17th
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They do not make jeans for dudes w/Beyonce thighs like me. Life is hard.
12:20 PM Dec 17th
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? (via @) ha!
10:23 AM Dec 17th
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I'm seeing "A Single Man". Its about a suicidal gay man. Turns out it was funded by Match.com as a warning to find love now or else...
10:22 AM Dec 17th
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Sweet Lord Jesus, R U punishing me for getting home @ 3 something by having me wake up @ 9? Mamas got a hangover, needs her beauty rest!
6:36 AM Dec 17th
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@ ha! We should gather 40 e. Village gays, all wear the same t-shirt, & just hang out in the hood. We'd either start a trend or fear
2:16 PM Dec 16th
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in reply to joshamos
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@ or just work urban rooms.
12:08 PM Dec 16th
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in reply to ChrisComedy
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Would you spend $30 on a T-shirt of an original design by an artist just because he's cute? I almost did (and may still).
12:07 PM Dec 16th
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Movie, gym, r&b party w/a hot Daptone dude, then Amanda Lepore. It's gonna be quite a day!
9:23 AM Dec 16th
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- Name H. Alan Scott
- Location iPhone: 34.100270,-118.283129
- Web http://www.HAlanS...
- Bio I am a comic, writer, and evil doer. I split my time between NYC & LA. I love Shirley MacLaine. http://facebook.com/halanscott or http://halanscott.com!
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