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@lesleyalmost A facilitator? lol Don't think they needed any help, but it was nice to see things develop. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to lesleyalmost
@lesleyalmost There's a great photo of them on Andy's wall. And to think they met in RL at the Lesley inspired twitnic :-) about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to lesleyalmost
@lesleyalmost Clare is now living in Derby!! Moved up today for Uni later in the year. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to lesleyalmost
@lesleyalmost lol Have you been checking the FB of Andy and Clare? about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to lesleyalmost
@lesleyalmost But were you? lol about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to lesleyalmost
@lesleyalmost Evening Lesley. Have you released the nephews by now? :) about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to lesleyalmost
Has anyone else noticed that @the3rdgirl and @Hector_Chicken are not tweeting? I do hope they are all right. *Muttley chortle* about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
I'm at First Glasgow No 54 (Glasgow, Glasgow City) 4sq.com/LBSctB about 10 hours ago via foursquare from Glasgow City, Glasgow City
RT @the3rdgirl @Hector_Chicken Reason 1 being that it's FUCKIN' DUNDEE. <Is the correct answer. *updates cheap paper-based scoring display* about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck
I'm at Metro (Glasgow, Glasgow City) 4sq.com/L7sj6a about 16 hours ago via foursquare from Metro Sandwich Co, Glasgow City
I'm at City Chambers (Glasgow, Glasgow City) 4sq.com/LuGlS7 about 19 hours ago via foursquare from City Chambers, Glasgow City
@lesleyalmost Bet you have more fun though. Your nephews will love being with Auntie Lesley. :-) about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to lesleyalmost
@lesleyalmost Morning Lesley. Which time zone are you in today? :-) about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to lesleyalmost
@andromedababe Still like the job, not so keen on the employer's attitude to staff. *grits teeth* about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to andromedababe
RT @andromedababe It's a bad morning when I'm counting the time to retirement...and I am. <I even have an app loaded. :-( about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck
I'm at Starbucks (Glasgow, City of Glasow) 4sq.com/K5JCco about 20 hours ago via foursquare from Glasgow City, Glasgow City
@Hector_Chicken And don't you love it. ;-) @the3rdgirl about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Hector_Chicken
I'm at FirstGlasgow No 54 (Glasgow) 4sq.com/Luokn8 about 20 hours ago via foursquare from Glasgow City, Glasgow City
@Hector_Chicken You mean the bar staff presumably? :) @the3rdgirl about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Hector_Chicken
Morning all @LonniCuriosity @elmo66 @Tweet_Mouse @lesleyalmost @Nick21860 @Ivan_Jelical @smiler2471 @juliethaley on another sunny day. :) about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck

Name Iain Montgomery
Location Glasgow
Bio Repository of meaningless trivia, creator of many “what the??” moments in conversation. Refuse to concede my kids aren't teenagers now, I'm not that old. :(