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Gwyn

  1. Found a strand of beads in the bathroom stall of a certain Italian Restaurant Chain last night. I wonder if it was acquired by good or evil.
  2. @patosullivan Lookin' good!
  3. I decided to challenge myself on my first day of work by catching a cold. Bring it on.
  4. @patosullivan You need a paper-writing mantra. My current one: this too shall pass.
  5. Annnnd the suckage begins. 1 hour after accepting the job I get a call for an interview that would've paid a bit more and had no commute.
  6. I think I'll be dreading life this time next week but for now: I got a job offer! Money. I'll be getting ACTUAL money!
  7. @patosullivan Every time you harm a Mac, Steve Jobs loses another pound. :(
  8. Jim Cantore, I'd feel a lot better about the tornado threats bearing down on me if you didn't look so damn excited about the possibilities.
  9. Finally get the joy of applying to a job I'd actually like and the very next day get 2 calls for interviews at soul-crushing jobs. Figures.
  10. I find it adorable when you call it Roshambo. I'll think of taking you seriously but only after I see you making money at it professionally.
  11. @christineomatic How'd your first night of bartending go? Can't leave people hangin' !
  12. My dog's neurotic fears include (but are not limited to): blown kisses, coughing, spray bottles, peanut butter, any crunchy food.
  13. Is it just me.. or did Keith Olbermann just utter a quiet "Oh god.." when Bobby Jindal stepped into frame before the audio was cut?
  14. He who can open a cup of pudding without trying out their Bill Cosby impersonation is a better person than I.
  15. First rule of puzzle construction: ALWAYS start with the edge pieces. Ignoring the first rule makes me a very irritated puzzle buddy.
  16. I finished watching The West Wing and now I have no idea what to do with myself. I may take up decoupaging.
  17. Internet Progress Report: I get Tumblr, Twitter, Delicious & the like but I'm having trouble with Facebook. Also, I'll NEVER get Myspace.
  18. This is going to sound crazy, I know, but I'm actually starting to feel bad for Palin. The McCain Filth Machine has turned on its own.
  19. Uh oh.. David Frum (of Rachel Maddow Temper Tantrum fame) is on The Colbert Report tonight. This can't turn out well..
  20. @nmjon Genuinely confused: are you referring to the branch of mathematics or do you have it in for Sarah Palin's baby?