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  1. Was so desperate today that I actually drank the construction guys' Folgers. I'm lucky they had that rather than caffeinated yak semen.
  2. Letting Niece play with your cell is all fun and games until you remember that Tweetcloud says "fucking" is one of your top 10 words.
  3. 50k. I'm going to bed. #nanowrimo
  4. 3948 left to do. Slightly less than four hours to do it in. I... I think I'm going to pull it off. #nanowrimo
  5. Stress. Big, BIG presentation today. If anyone needs me, I'll be over here crapping blood and wishing I had chosen a career as a monk.
  6. Wife and SiL are watching HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU, eating cookies, and petting cats. Stuck my head in, said "cliche much?", & ran away.
  7. I'm looking for the appropriate group on Facebook because I found out this weekend that I am a major fan of tennis skirts.
  8. I get my life back Tuesday morning. Come to me, oh December the Onest.
  9. At SiL's house, Kid1 sat on the floor and was so engrossed in her g.d. DS that she didn't even notice that the dog was humping her shoulder.
  10. @Harvey1966 Yes, but I would have been fine needing to go >50k to reach the end. My problem is that I lack the needed writing time. Erp.
  11. Ugh. 6k still to go, last day is tomorrow, and I've heavy work shit to prep for tomorrow so can't write any more tonight. Ugh. #nanowrimo
  12. It's 5:30 am. I am writing in a bathroom. Again.
  13. I'm sitting by the resort pool and am too lazy to go get a drink. A new record.
  14. http://twitpic.com/r6erb - I paid $8 for the most metal tomato EVAR
  15. This Hotel Room Fridge Doesn't Have Any Booze In It And I Must Scream. Coming to theaters November 26th.
  16. BRB: going to double click the iTunes icon, go make coffee, feed the cats, paint the house, & write a novel. Hope iTunes has loaded by then.
  17. @Favstar Yes. Good idea. I hate several of my most popular ones. Q: Would we be picking from only the recent tweets that Favstar shows?
  18. Do we have any holidays that aren't about fucking over native people, religion, or both? I'm going to join Congress and sponsor Quake Day.
  19. http://twitpic.com/qy0p4 - The caption should have read, "Chile Relleno Burrito! Hail Satan!"
  20. http://twitpic.com/qy0p4 -