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GuysDoMeAFavor

Please don't shoplift the pootie. A single mother is a sacred thing. 4:41 PM May 13th via web
Please see @alaindebotton's new self-help book, How To Think More About Sex: amazon.co.uk/How-Think-More… 9:33 AM May 9th via web in reply to alaindebotton
@DatingRev Well, maybe I'm just super-sensitive about Federer. 11:51 AM May 4th via web in reply to DatingRev
Please pull your car over while I'm running to tell me I have an amazing ass. I agree! It's a fantastic cushion from which to defecate. 11:51 AM May 4th via web
Please do not hit on me by disparaging my favorite athlete. That's not cute teasing. It just sucks. 9:44 AM May 4th via web
@DatingRev because it's sweet! 10:04 PM May 2nd via web in reply to DatingRev
Please joyfully pick me up and twirl me around before you kiss me for the first time. 8:37 PM May 2nd via web
Please be so hot that when you go 10 I can't help but go 90. #overzealous 8:46 AM Apr 29th via web
Please do not describe yourself as a vagabond, unless you're exclusively interested in women who don't shower. 8:45 PM Apr 26th via web
@vixious Yeah. Yorkies make you the opposite of sexy. 8:44 PM Apr 26th via web in reply to vixious
@vixious But dogs can make dudes sexy... 8:42 PM Apr 26th via web in reply to vixious
@vixious SO TRUE!! 8:41 PM Apr 26th via web in reply to vixious
@vixious Maybe it works for single moms? 8:37 PM Apr 26th via web in reply to vixious
@vixious Yeah! The daughter thing is so confusing. 8:35 PM Apr 26th via web in reply to vixious
@PaulyPeligroso I should not have burst out laughing at that. 8:31 PM Apr 26th via web in reply to PaulyPeligroso
Please post hot pictures of yourself on your dating profile, not pictures you think are funny. You look awful in those. This is sales! 8:30 PM Apr 26th via web
Please do not tell me your favorite book is Pride and Prejudice. That is the most boring lie I have ever heard. 8:27 PM Apr 26th via web
Please forgive me if I am a little strange. 10:34 PM Apr 23rd via web
Please don't tell me sweet things if you're just interested in hooking up. That's mean. 9:58 PM Apr 23rd via web
@redhotirishgirl Ha! 8:55 PM Apr 17th via web in reply to redhotirishgirl

Name Rachel Bird
Location Los Angeles, California
Web http://tinyurl.co...
Bio A novelist & sports fanatic (@thesportbird) chronicles her adventures in the dating world. Get GDMAF, the book: http://tinyurl.com/29nmm7s