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Mythbuster Jamie Hynamen almost has a very unfortunate name about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
robdelaney I will fucking slap you Gotye about 14 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Guymate and 1007 others
DamienFahey When someone tells me about a book they've read, I pretentiously say, "Oh, I don't even own a book." 1:24 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Guymate and 1280 others
frankieboyle Thanks to everyone who pointed out the unnecessary apostrophe in that last tweet. I've blocked you, you cunts. 4:05 PM May 25th via web Retweeted by Guymate and 594 others
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frankieboyle It's motherfucking #hiphopthursday 12:40 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by Guymate and 486 others
“@katem3: This is Tome twitter.com/katem3/status/…” that's not Tome. 8:18 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
@rickygervais This guy!! Amazing. huffingtonpost.com/john-shore/nc-… 7:58 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
wossy I once saw a pop star, on drugs, try to feed himself cheese through his eyes. True story. That's what watching Eurovision is like. 1:26 PM May 22nd via Osfoora HD Retweeted by Guymate and 1413 others
Tres generous. 6:55 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
Oh wow. So Cowboys & Aliens gets a 3/10. I know, generous. 6:54 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
NOW ITS PENALTIES oooooooOOOOOOHur 2:20 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
Maybe if they were playing for their lives and the losers got culled it would make it more interesting 11:57 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
I hate when people over blink. 6:32 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
I would be SUCH a good Avenger. 8:50 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
“Masturbation is known to darken the color of penises, compared to the color of the body.” @BurnTheFleetUK 3:22 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
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Why can't you buy pistachio-nut butter? 5:14 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
@TheoPaphitis Real shame I didn't get to work on Kyrenia! Be nice to Kerry! Have a great summer,see you at the Grand Prix. Guy #keepwinning 3:42 AM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
Duck breast,peppercorn sauce,vin rouge,french waitress. #gourmetsendoff 3:19 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone