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  1. "what a day, when u can look it in the eye and hold ur vomit." -FNM about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
  2. using pillows about 3 hours ago from web
  3. http://twitpic.com/rerzd - I have never agreed with anything more than this. EVAR about 6 hours ago from TwitPic
  4. These people on TV that chase around tornados r retards. They drive towards it, only to run frantically away from it when they get there... about 6 hours ago from web
  5. @shamelessplug outrageous! about 12 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to shamelessplug
  6. Words with friends y'all. GuyMcMota about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. The quick chek cashier just said "those balls'r all stale cuz they left em out on the counter & shit. I'ont want those old stale balls". 9:20 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  8. @blairblends i dont know what that was... but im already mad i wasnt there. 9:33 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to blairblends
  9. @blairblends if anyone's doing it with @natters1210 it's me. I'm gonna put my P right in her VaGee. 9:18 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to blairblends
  10. @shamelessplug you big mouth! youre dead to me! 9:15 PM Nov 26th from web
  11. dont tell @drbadhands that i stuck my dick in the apple pie... 8:16 PM Nov 26th from web
  12. Saying "but i voted 4 Obama" does not cancel out dropping the n-bomb in casual conversation in a serious white-power kinda way. Just fyi. 7:30 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  13. Is @drbadhands making anyone else hungry? And uncomfortable? 4:28 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  14. I'm horny for some turkey... I mean hungry. No.. I meant horny. Carry on. 1:19 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  15. Stay in milk, kids- drink your drugs- and don't do school... That's what I always say 12:59 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  16. My friend's FB update says "it's obvious [aliens] created the hhiman race". He's serious... He really thinks that... It's awesome.... 1:40 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  17. Also- if u have a sticker, shirt, or anything else that says something like "10% angel 90% bitch", go kill urself. Thanks. 10:28 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  18. My dog farted right in my face this morning. So to get even I took a shit and drowned her in the toilet bowl. Maybe i overreacted. 10:26 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  19. it'd be cool if everytime I had an O, a firecracker flew out of my belly button and exploded in the sky all amazing & shit. #justsayin 10:20 PM Nov 22nd from web
  20. using the barter system 9:27 AM Nov 22nd from web
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