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  1. http://tinyurl.com/yzqxls6: http://bit.ly/49cUc
  2. Good jogging song: http://u.nu/8mtp3 Bad jogging song: http://u.nu/3ntp3
  3. "To be or not to be..." according to Wikipedia, nobody knows what the hell Bill's trying to say in that soliloquy.
  4. It's not that hard to be humble after all.
  5. So lemme get this straight...Agassi was doing meth while married to Brooke Shields who was friends with MJ. Where does Bubbles fit in this?
  6. So if you live to like 80 years old and eat three meals a day, that's about 90,000 meals. Sure seems like a lot of cooking. Buy me lunch?
  7. Am researching baseball in the Dominican Republic. If you have any expertise on this, hit me up.
  8. @Neverbloomer what's it about, chattering class babblers with verbal diarrhea?
  9. @Neverbloomer How'd you get 1,000 followers, do you sing into hairbrushes on youtube?
  10. The last James Bond film was such crapola that we need to get together and write a better story for the next one http://u.nu/68gh3
  11. Eddie Mahoney had much more luck in life after he changed his name to Eddie Money. I'm gonna call myself Kristian Cashdollars from now on.
  12. I know how to hold a sword, therefore I know how to hold a cross, or so says my national anthem.
  13. Can't wait till someone invents a nano dust embedded in items that will allow you to find anything you lost around the house.
  14. Football would be more fun if there were regulation bushes, hills and streams on the field.
  15. If Dale Carnegie were alive would he be chatting with the mailman or writing for degenerates on sites like this? Is twitter folksy friendly?
  16. I don't get out of bed for less than 10,000 rupees.
  17. On the other hand North Waziristan is quite lovely these days.
  18. @fagstein STMeve your enthusiasm for soccer is highly un- infectious.
  19. There goes my vacation to South Waziristan. Geez I'm not lucky! Maybe I'll head to lovely Karabakh instead.
  20. Ethan Hawke and Mark Ruffalo were ugly in What Doesn't Kill You, not a bad flick if you can handle staring at snow for 2 hours.