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  1. Chillin at Helios in Raleigh... Orange Juice is magic! I am drinking in a sea of Mac. Bye bye PC. Don't let the door hit ya...
  2. Chillin at Helios in Raleigh... Orange Juice is magic! I am drinking in a sea of Mac. Bye bye PC. Don't let the door hit ya...
  3. is having Dim Sum brunch then going to the 17th Annual Boylan Heights Artwalk today from 12-5. Come out and visit! http://bit.ly/5XCvOo
  4. is having Dim Sum brunch then going to the 17th Annual Boylan Heights Artwalk today from 12-5. Come out and visit! http://lnk.ms/3K6Rf
  5. Mmmmm mmmmmm gooooood! Helios for coffee!
  6. Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood!
  7. is looking for someone in the Triangle who wants to learn Bhangra Dancing and Workout. http://bit.ly/71Lbhq
  8. I am taunting the neighbor's dog with meat-flavored tofu because I can't get anyone else to eat it.
  9. issues Proclamation - All humans who come in contact with Jankee shall hereby feed her a Mind Eraser cocktail. By order of divine right.
  10. I have a cactus that thinks there's enough violence in the world already so it's taking correspondence courses in being a cabbage.
  11. "One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well." Find your answers here www.myrestaurantguru.com
  12. Ever since I found out I was schizophrenic,. I've been making up songs that are easy to harmonize with. I really like a good sing-a-long.
  13. Wheres the beef????
  14. RT @MRestaurantGuru: Announces partnership with Wake Living and Fifteen 501 Magazines... http://fb.me/3aVzwVJ
  15. The only thing that separates me from the animals is a lot of words, so when I'm not talking much, the gap closes really quick.
  16. There are days I drop words of comfort on myself like falling rain & remember it is enough to be taken care of by myself.
  17. "Give me liberty or... OOOooo... A jelly donut !" www.MyRestaurantGuru.com
  18. "The devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in exchange for my soul. I still can't believe I said pizza. Friggin' cravings."
  19. "I mean, seriously, we are a culture that can stand in front of a microwave with a burrito in it and scream 'FASTER!'
  20. Maurey's truck hates me!