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GuiltlessNick

  1. It would appear I've done something to anger the Stoplight gods. Next asshole on the road's getting sacrificed. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Worst part about holidays are all the new fucking people at the coffee shop. I need my incredibly girlie drink NOW. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Guy at this bar has a What Would Jesus Do hoodie on. You're right dude, Jesus would drink Bud Light. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Everybody don't forget to buy lawn mowers and mattresses this weekend! 6:02 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. And the award for "Car Most Likely to Get You Laid" goes to.... twitter.com/GuiltlessNick/… 5:39 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. This Prius in front of me is stuck on the train tracks. No ones in it so I might stay to watch. 3:02 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Hey young homie Chris Rene sings about. Watch out for that top stair and your tripping problems may disappear. 12:18 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. What the hell brain? You fell asleep 2.5hrs ago. We don't have work until 3, go the fuck back to sleep! 2:51 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Not gonna lie, some of the things you guys say get me in trouble for laughing at them. Like when my boss is having a meeting with us. 9:35 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @k10len fair 'nuff 12:23 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to k10len
  11. @k10len why? 12:15 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to k10len
  12. @MatchingTattoos it's a gift I like to share ;) 12:13 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MatchingTattoos