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GuidoFail

  1. Need to see it before I make that commitment RT @rare_basement: please everyone.... Drink to my Butt 9:18 PM May 22nd via TweetCaster for Android
  2. RT @AJortzenegger: @Dolly_Parton WHEN can we see those blouse muffins? -Arnold 3:04 PM May 22nd via TweetCaster for Android
  3. lol @jortscenter RT @MichaelJortan: #ReasonsYoureSingle you couldn't find an engagement ring that fit her stump arm... 2:41 PM May 19th via TweetDeck
  4. RT @JortsCenter #Chyna was hanging out @ 2012 Exxxotica Expo when she suddenly dropped to floor RT Floor is a strange place to leave a penis 1:15 PM May 19th via TweetCaster for Android
  5. Give @Jortscenter a follow. Pretty Hilarious shit over there. Stoked to see them back up and running. Us on the otherhand..... 8:24 PM May 15th via web
  6. @Jortscenter is back online? Whaaaaaat??! #jortscenterhatesguidostoo 8:22 PM May 15th via web
  7. @beastieboys are you guys playing Coachella 2011? If so, can I bum a ride? hah. 11:51 AM Nov 14th, 2010 via web
  8. @kingbritt whatup KB. you know if Beasties are gonna do coachella 2011? I'm trying to figure out how I'll get to Cali if they're gonna play! 11:41 AM Nov 14th, 2010 via web
  9. #Guido #jerseyshore New post: DoucheBag Alert! (http://bit.ly/d7ykjX) 9:22 PM Aug 25th, 2010 via WP to Twitter