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  1. Umm, hey. You should probably read this: http://tiny.cc/4Tvkx 8:41 AM Nov 2nd from web
  2. I'm almost certain this proves I can see into the future: http://tiny.cc/MDgjC 7:32 AM Oct 29th from web
  3. Were you aware that mooncalf is an actual word? Oh, and that the bailout might not really be creating jobs in Houston. http://tiny.cc/YNAMt 8:25 PM Oct 28th from web
  4. Attn: Pot Smokers. Yo, it's all good now. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. Unless you live in Houston. Then your life sucks. http://tiny.cc/Iqgzn 9:59 PM Oct 20th from web
  5. Guess the final tally of the Texans' schedule and win $100. Sort of. http://tiny.cc/sFP15 5:00 PM Oct 18th from web
  6. Changed my mind. What is your favorite Aggie joke? Leave it here. The list is growing quickly: http://tiny.cc/oJ0My 3:49 PM Oct 16th from web
  7. @CraigHlavaty I want to be eaten by a lion, preferrably while I'm simultaneously eating a bear. How cool would that obituary be? 3:36 PM Oct 16th from web in reply to CraigHlavaty
  8. @jeffbalke Tejano music is beautiful, sir. If you wear a pair of Mariachi pants while you listen to it, it makes it way better. 3:34 PM Oct 16th from web in reply to jeffbalke
  9. How about the protesters protesting in a location where they could not be seen by Obama? Those Aggies are so cute. http://tiny.cc/1iQYe 3:33 PM Oct 16th from web
  10. @CraigHlavaty U probably have a clown alien growing n your belly. Go to the dr and ask them about that specifically. No way that's wrong. 9:53 PM Oct 11th from web in reply to CraigHlavaty
  11. Still not sure why people are compelled to email me about this kind of thing: http://tiny.cc/zAvZH 9:51 PM Oct 11th from web
  12. @TheRealYungRedd Hey, man. It's Shea. I wrote a tiny bit about you. Don't make me look like a moron. http://tiny.cc/FK35g 4:01 PM Oct 10th from web in reply to TheRealYungRedd
  13. The Hammer is down, The Hammer is down: http://tiny.cc/5rMZG Tom Delay totally was going to win too. 8:57 PM Oct 6th from web
  14. Are you not interested in dying a fiery, fiery death by car crash? Then you'll probably want to read this: http://tiny.cc/q8acj 3:40 PM Sep 29th from web
  15. Isn't that the guy from National Lampoon's? Why are people surprised by this? http://tinyurl.com/y8cksut 9:49 AM Sep 25th from web
  16. Beyonce Knowles is not impressed with your leukemia: http://tiny.cc/YoWLI 3:09 PM Sep 22nd from web
  17. Alexandra Wentworth vs. a giant squid: http://tiny.cc/6Icjh. Squid wins. 10:43 AM Sep 21st from web
  18. @Rizoh Are you really wearing a Looney Tunes hat? What's going on here? Is it 1994 again? 8:13 AM Sep 19th from web
  19. @BrigitteZ It is easily the best show I have ever watched. I dropped something like $300 buying all the seasons on DVD 6:33 PM Sep 18th from web in reply to BrigitteZ
  20. Per the Houston Press, the 19th best rap album to ever come out of Houston was Get Ya Mind Correct by @chamillionaire @paulwallbaby 6:32 PM Sep 18th from web