Grundy
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There's no reason to cry over spilled milk...unless, of course, it alerts the wild cats surrounding you of your presence.
about 3 hours ago
from Tweetie
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Item number two on my Christmas list is "normal people clothes." It's high time I blended in.
about 3 hours ago
from txt
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All this information technology and still no WYSIWYG dating service.
about 4 hours ago
from Tweetie
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Just found out via @ that Neil Patrick Harris, one of my favorite character actors, is now Twittering. Follow: @
about 4 hours ago
from Tweetie
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For this week's I give you the world's best bassist covering the Beatles. Enjoy! ♫
about 8 hours ago
from Blip.fm
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@ Pro Tip? Shouldn't that be a "Ho Tip"
about 12 hours ago
from Tweetie
in reply to chiclet_
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Remember, when someone asks "is that a booger under your nose?" "no, it's not" is a confusing denial. (no, it's snot)
about 12 hours ago
from Tweetie
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It's a wonder that "coffee" isn't a trending topic every morning.
about 17 hours ago
from Tweetie
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@ It's cool. No one watches Oprah.
about 17 hours ago
from Tweetie
in reply to JeffParsons
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TGI--aw, crap.
about 17 hours ago
from Tweetie
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"Beer me." --Winston Churchill (they can't all be winners)
5:42 PM Nov 15th
from Tweetie
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RT @: @ Wipes Diet Sunkist off of my monitor. (I either made someone laugh or puke...or they just have a drinking problem)
5:25 PM Nov 15th
from Tweetie
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I'm thinking about using a pen name for my book. I mean, who needs all that fame at their doorstep. First choice: "Stephen King"
5:13 PM Nov 15th
from Tweetie
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@ Disguised as mild-mannered Clayk Kemt, Typo Man fights a never-ending battle for the spell checking & auto-correcting way!
5:00 PM Nov 15th
from Tweetie
in reply to joesmithreally
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Caution: I tend to overuse "quotation marks," try not to "read" too much into their "meaning."
4:27 PM Nov 15th
from Tweetie
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"You got guru on my maven!"
"You got maven on my guru!"
Two great tastes that taste great together.
4:05 PM Nov 15th
from Tweetie
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Revenge is a dish best served with a solid alibi and a side of mashed potatoes.
8:56 PM Nov 14th
from Tweetie
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@ No, but I know every pickle should be preceded by a proper Russian vodka shot.
8:44 PM Nov 14th
from Tweetie
in reply to ErinNorton
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There is a part of me that hopes the UFC fighters just hug it out for once. Just me?
8:19 PM Nov 14th
from Tweetie
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Butterfingers: Official Sponsor of this year's UGA Bulldogs.
5:32 PM Nov 14th
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- Name Steven Murphy
- Location Dacula, GA
- Web http://www.hellsc...
- Bio If I were you, that means you'd be me. You can't tweet me no matter who you are.
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