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  1. Beat the stress this Holiday season with our pre-made card template, perfect for your (insert beloved relative here): http://bit.ly/6iTmW2 about 11 hours ago from web
  2. If you can't drive 55, slow down and find out why wine is best at 55 degrees: http://bit.ly/5WaQQ9 12:49 PM Nov 23rd from web
  3. Click here to live forever, or at least strongly consider it: http://bit.ly/6wvuN0 7:26 AM Nov 23rd from web
  4. Chocolate, like everything, is better when you have millions of dollars: http://bit.ly/6pLfWu 1:50 PM Nov 20th from web
  5. The high-fructose corn syrup lobby sets the record straight. Probably: http://bit.ly/190v8I 12:17 PM Nov 19th from web
  6. How do the those sound-effect geniuses bring our favorite radio programs to life? The answer is here: http://bit.ly/3zD2JJ 9:42 AM Nov 18th from web
  7. Or transform your life by transforming your genus: http://bit.ly/PHR8s 12:34 PM Nov 17th from web
  8. Does a city with a volunteer fire department get what they pay for? Be prepared with this FAQ: http://bit.ly/Waebk 8:43 AM Nov 16th from web
  9. Revisit your school bus days with sing-along-songs like "99 Bottles of Beer in the Shower": http://bit.ly/Ppn41 12:03 PM Nov 13th from web
  10. Although favored by history's King Ralph, bowling is actually known as "The Sport of Dukes," for obvious reasons: http://bit.ly/1WDylN 12:44 PM Nov 12th from web
  11. Usually, when people invite you to a 50's-style Diner, they mean the 1950's. We were only off by a century: http://bit.ly/3qh2WA 8:02 AM Nov 12th from web
  12. Think INSIDE the box with these new pre-made kits (Child-rearing kit now comes with optional auto-spank clown module): http://bit.ly/2KPZId 12:58 PM Nov 11th from web
  13. You can change your mom jeans, but not your mom genes. Keep it all straight with this handy Venn diagram: http://bit.ly/1Y3ayj 9:13 AM Nov 11th from web
  14. Keep your tongue limber and your Chi chipper with these Yoga Limericks: http://bit.ly/16g5eo 8:28 AM Nov 10th from web
  15. @thedailypea can you send me your email info? 9:56 AM Nov 9th from Seesmic
  16. Become a better bowler the old fashioned way...with a crossbow! http://bit.ly/3yPk2m 7:38 AM Nov 9th from web
  17. @Bebopalicious I typed on his behalf...we are all minions for somebody right? His claws have destroyed way too many keyboards. 9:22 AM Nov 6th from Seesmic in reply to Bebopalicious
  18. @Bebopalicious We'll have to make sure @LucyPants can get along with Groupon the Cat http://bit.ly/4i8juH 9:15 AM Nov 6th from Seesmic in reply to Bebopalicious
  19. @Bebopalicious Thanks for helping in our plans for world domination :) 8:59 AM Nov 6th from Seesmic in reply to Bebopalicious
  20. He feels the need...for speed! And also the mild urge...to solve mysteries! Thom Speed ::IS:: Detective Speed P.I.: http://bit.ly/B3HWr 7:20 AM Nov 6th from web
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