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GroperCleveland

  1. I assume "Trayvoning" is where you lose a fight to a fat Mexican. about 4 hours ago via Echofon
  2. "I have the best taste in music." - everybody who has ever existed on this planet about 14 hours ago via Echofon
  3. Happy graduation, Class of 2012! Now here's a square hat and a piece of paper with your name on it. about 14 hours ago via Echofon
  4. I'm constantly using Instagram now. Does this make me a pretentious douche? about 19 hours ago via Echofon
  5. The music industry: because 14-year old girls are the only people that matter. about 19 hours ago via Echofon
  6. I am like the word "photography". I don't have any exes. 8:14 PM May 25th via Echofon
  7. Was the song "Sleeping Bag" written by ZZ Top or ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Top? 7:06 PM May 25th via Echofon
  8. Jenna Jameson was arrested for DUI. Let me get this straight. A drunk porn star in handcuffs? There is a god! 6:17 PM May 25th via Echofon
  9. Japanese man cooks his own genitals and served them at a banquet. I can't believe he had the balls to do that. 5:18 PM May 25th via Echofon
  10. I am losing followers faster than Jim Jones. 3:48 PM May 25th via Echofon
  11. Tila Tequila reportedly tried to kill herself. I really can't blame her. 12:19 PM May 25th via Echofon
  12. My mom forcing me to watch Millionaire Matchmaker is proof that my life is going down the shit can. 12:12 PM May 25th via Echofon
  13. I like my women like I like my Pop Tarts: toasted. But if I have to pay one dollar for one that's inside a window, that's fine, too. 11:05 AM May 25th via Echofon
  14. "I'm not overly religious." - overly religious people 9:05 AM May 25th via Echofon
  15. Happy birthday @shanecomedy - I saw him perform live tonight. Funny as hell, cool, super nice, and yes, he has manly scented candles #ff 9:53 PM May 24th via Echofon
  16. I farted on pavement and called it an "ass fault". What the hell is wrong with me? 4:19 PM May 24th via Echofon
  • Name Alex Schubert
  • Location Quahog, Rhode Island
  • Web http://favstar.fm...
  • Bio Comic, fuckface, the king of self-hatred, the prince of bullshit, loving father of zero. CanIRapeYouAnally? Roast in peace Greg Giraldo (1965-2010)
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