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@TheActorJPayton we need you to lambast american politicians. They deserve it, even the well meaning ones are killing us! oh, and hi! about 23 hours ago via web in reply to TheActorJPayton
@AmberMichelleH @SecureACure4MS @sarahezekiel @_timskinner @liampdwyer @IfrahNur cause being us is all we know how to be! wonderful weekend! about 23 hours ago via web in reply to AmberMichelleH
@stephfredricks @sethpetersonla as long as there's no pressure! lol! 2:25 PM May 25th via web in reply to stephfredricks
@kelkulus2 man, sorry about that! 2:25 PM May 25th via web in reply to kelkulus2
@Schmoodles I never had a problem wanting BOTH those things. Who are you dating? you need better men. oh wait, reread your tweet. LOL. 1:21 PM May 25th via web in reply to Schmoodles
@chrisanna4real "I want to be ur bad habit."// I have enough bad habits, how about you be my distant relative with money? @ShoutingGoddess 1:16 PM May 25th via web in reply to chrisanna4real
@_Bacon_Tits_ oh, we can control our penises. we just don't want to. ;) 1:14 PM May 25th via web in reply to _Bacon_Tits_
@Literarygrrrl then finally it came down to I could only fill without using insurance. bother! 1:13 PM May 25th via web in reply to Literarygrrrl
@jenelleriley @sarahkuhn ah, you may be right I think I was thinking of whales. 1:08 PM May 25th via web in reply to jenelleriley
@kelkulus2 don't see a need to erase it. I can erase my implication, though, since I'm not accurate at all. 1:07 PM May 25th via web in reply to kelkulus2
@kelkulus2 okeydoke then, possibly my bad. just saw them within minutes of each other and thought wtf? 1:05 PM May 25th via web in reply to kelkulus2
@Literarygrrrl fun at MY OWN pharmacy: Me: Doc doubled dosage so new scrip Her: But you have existing dosage. Me:? I know. Her: can't fill 12:55 PM May 25th via web
@JenKirkman "Is it wrong that I think Beck's 8-year-old son is hot?"// yes, but like we could stop you. 12:50 PM May 25th via web in reply to JenKirkman
@neiltyson well, they're not wrong. NOT freezing or suffocating is much more comfortable and safe. 12:45 PM May 25th via web in reply to neiltyson
@jenelleriley @sarahkuhn I'm pretty sure its a pod of dolphins, not what you said. ;) 12:44 PM May 25th via web in reply to jenelleriley
@RyanMcPartlin @MichaelAusiello congrats, bro! see? the "stache" gave you the "Grokdad bump" and eked you into that project. WOOT! 12:39 PM May 25th via web in reply to RyanMcPartlin
I wish I was rich enough to stop wishing I was rich. 12:30 PM May 25th via web
@charyl oh, crap! Limpballs is from Missouri? Ok, then I claim a different home state. *grumble* 12:22 PM May 25th via web in reply to charyl

Name John Hancock
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Bio Artist, Writer, Father, Husband, who dreams in color. If you're a celeb, and tweet me, I'll eventually draw your picture.