Grim_Reaper
- You also have to give a name for any god you suggest.7:46 AM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
- There used to Greek gods for everything from love to ingrown toenails... So what "gods" would there be for your modern mortal world today?7:45 AM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
- Love the smell of street fires in the morning. It smells like revolution. Unfortunately it also has a stinky unwashed armpit smell too.11:54 AM Jun 22nd from TweetDeck
- Lunch with Satan today. Dreading it. He's always trying to get me to buy into a scheme. Last time it was political contributions for Bush.6:46 AM Jun 15th from Tweetie
- Spent a romantic evening w/ Mother Nature. The ardor of our meeting left me wanting... Wanting the keys to these damn handcuffs, you tart!6:10 AM Jun 11th from Tweetie
- Tried relaxing and reading a book but the pet zombies are frisky and want to play "toss the femur".8:45 PM Jun 9th from web
- *sigh* I swear that pretentious pile of pig toss in North Korea is going to be the death of me.6:24 AM Jun 4th from Tweetie
- Another funeral. Widow was crying the whole time. To lighten the mood I pulled a trumpet from my robe & used it everytime she blew her nose.6:07 AM Jun 2nd from web
- My alarm clock has gotten way too snarky in the morning. I'll get a sledge hammer & teach it some manners this weekend.6:35 AM May 29th from Tweetie
- Thought about setting myself up a FaceBook page but I just don't think there are enough quiz apps on the site.7:34 AM May 28th from Tweetie
- Finally met @stratparrott. Had a powerful urge to grab his ass. Not sure why. Goes to prove there are mysterious forces in the universe .5:45 PM May 21st from web
- As usual, stuck in a hospital's ICU trying to resist pushing the red buttons. The beautiful buttons. The red jewel-like buttons.11:17 AM May 21st from Tweetie
- @caffien Shhhhh! Never talk about the extra detergent compartment! If you do then THEY know that you know and then well... you know...4:31 PM May 20th from web in reply to caffien
- Tomorrow night is mutant monkey murderous mayhem at the Chattanooga Zoo!!!! Yay! Wait... huh? It's Chattup? Um, ok. Can't it be both?4:05 PM May 20th from web
- @caffien Just my fridge. Everything around my place is a bit screwy. I admit, the alarm clock that hits back is going too far tho.12:02 PM May 20th from Tweetie in reply to caffien
- Found the entrance to the Twilight Zone. Apparently it was in my fridge's crisper drawer the whole time. No sign of anyone named Edward tho.8:02 AM May 20th from Tweetie
- I just replaced these morticians' regular formaldehyde with Folger's crystals... Let's see if they notice.7:25 AM May 19th from Tweetie
- Yep, another Monday... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I got nothin'.6:35 AM May 18th from Tweetie
- Gun shots, car accidents, heart attacks, disease. Can't mortals find more interesting ways to go. Variety IS the spice of life.. er... death6:00 PM May 16th from web
- I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic6:53 PM May 15th from web
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- Name D. Grim Reaper
- Location The Eternal Realms
- Bio Just a lonely and grumpy Angel of Death.
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