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Gregtastic_H

  1. @nicki_p87 @BrenMckenna @sdawett you're sounding pretty flustered nicki!
  2. Got up off a bench and there was wet bird poo where I'd sat for an hour? Only one conclusion: I'd shat like a bird
  3. @nicki_p87 @BrenMckenna @sdawett haha! How long has bren been anticipating sex for then?!
  4. @BrenMckenna @robdotalderman @Adam_Maskell @sdawett as soon as my legs are waxed and have a summer sheen!
  5. @nicki_p87 I was gonna brew up all ten in the same cup and have one uber taste!
  6. @Jakeshaker "we are pleased to announce this toilet has been paedophile free for [3] days"
  7. @nicki_p87 yeah i did, not sure if that's a type of tea though? Ten 'tastes' of the same tea, unbelievable
  8. @Jakeshaker if you mean those ones by where Brunches was - theyre award winning, no joke! God knows what award
  9. @SarahDarer we'll never know how pompeii ends!
  10. @nicki_p87 @naymanley @BrenMckenna its so she doesn't know the result as i assume she's going to iplayer it!
  11. @BrenMckenna @naymanley @nicki_p87 haha!
  12. @BrenMckenna @naymanley oh my god what a switcheroo!
  13. @BrenMckenna @nicki_p87 @naymanley @Adam_Maskell I hope Ricky chokeslams Stephen through the table! And the table's on fire!
  14. @BrenMckenna @nicki_p87 @naymanley @Adam_Maskell was ricky just eating a bollock? Shit, i mean scallop!
  15. @naymanley @BrenMckenna @nicki_p87 @Adam_Maskell "this is one of those weird solar-powered calculators!"
  16. You don't need to teach Ricky how to suck cock, i mean eggs #apprentice
  17. @BrenMckenna @nicki_p87 @naymanley @Adam_Maskell Stephens vacant, glassy eyes and ridiculous chomping teeth are already annoying me!
  18. @BrenMckenna @nicki_p87 @naymanley @Adam_Maskell bring on the cringing!