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Greg_Coogan

  1. @sylviebarak Lots of Lanyards there. Are you covering this? Or is it for fun?
  2. @marcmaron I bet there is a little old lady who would know.
  3. Great news! Marvel just optioned Rear Runner. Look for a new Avenger to replace that guy with the bow and arrows.
  4. Rear Runner Eps 5. Rear Runner discovers running in place 2 hrs to make a missed connection in Newark isn’t worth the effort.
  5. Rear Runner Eps 4. Rear Runner discovers that turning back time doesn’t solve the problem of embarrassing flatulence. Merely delays it.
  6. Rear Runner Eps 3. Rear Runner finally masters his powers when he says something stupid to a girl, and gets to take it back.
  7. Rear Runner Eps 2. Coming to terms with his new power, RR learns he can only run in place for about 5 minutes. Determines to get in shape.
  8. Rear Runner Eps 1 - While running in place in gym, RR notices everyone else freezes. He uses his new power to pants the teacher.
  9. Super hero idea. Rear Runner. Able to reverse time by running in place. Can only do so until winded. When it doesn’t work it’s embarrassing.
  10. @NekoCase RE:City Search. What is the objective? A more robust social life? If so I would like to weigh in. Let me know.
  11. @NekoCase Do you recommend Dark Shadows? I usually like Tim Burton.
  12. @pattonoswalt Bonus! At school, The unabomber was the subject of psych experiments so horrible that they may have broken him.
  13. @JenKirkman How is it the green drink hasn’t given her everlasting health? God bless Robin.
  14. @lakeside_matt I love Florida, but I am always puzzled how we end up electing whackos and leading the country in stupidity.
  15. @lakeside_matt I don’t think so. I just left unemployment, and I didn’t have to do that. It was proposed, but I think it was overturned.
  16. More Trouble For Rick Scott huff.to/Lv7oJ1 via @huffingtonpost Florida's unemployment benefits are the worst in the us. We're #1!
  17. First time on the bike in nearly a month. Hot today, but it’s great to be home! twitter.com/Greg_Coogan/st…
  18. Battle Brewing Over Labeling of Genetically Modified Food nyti.ms/MxTTva
  19. @NekoCase Why can’t @Monsanto use their evil genius to do something about ticks? Surely there is a profit in it!