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Greg_Boose

But seriously I'm collecting pics of lobster rolls and burgers w/ fried eggs to donate to a Haitian boy's instagram account. #pleasedonate about 2 hours ago via web
more food photos everyone more food photos everyone more food photos everyone more food photos everyone more food photos everyone *gunshot* about 3 hours ago via web
sevenmileswest If you aren't following @DadBoner, you don't understand the purpose of the Internet. about 22 hours ago via web Retweeted by Greg_Boose
If you ever find yourself standing next to a guy named Jeff, lean in to him and whisper that you're having a near Jeff experience. 9:54 AM May 26th via web
All great quotes: Josh Brolin on Lindsay Lohan, 'The Goonies', and Shooting Paparrazzi - BlackBook blackbookmag.com/movies/josh-br… via @blackbook 10:25 AM May 25th via Tweet Button
robdelaney Linking your Four Square to Twitter is like handcuffing your fat smelly cousin Jody to Rosario Dawson. 1:57 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by Greg_Boose and 274 others
In a perfect internet, all comments everywhere would be disabled, or your avatar would have to be a photo of you hugging your grandma. 1:26 PM May 21st via web
shanepang You've decided to have a scavenger hunt at the book store. What fun! Step one: ask the book store. Do not skip this step. 3:00 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Greg_Boose
I think kids like ketchup so much because they're morons. 11:18 AM May 20th via Tweetbot for iOS
@jessihart That's new to me. Place goes to shit the moment I move... 10:53 AM May 20th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jessihart
@jessihart So you had fun? 8:05 AM May 20th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jessihart
"I like to think of my Cesna 172 as more of Ces-yes 172!" -- the other pilot I bet. 1:58 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
"A Cesna 172? You mean a Yes-na 172!" -- joke between two Cesna 172 pilots I'm sure. 1:48 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
bridger_w I can relate to Game of Thrones because I spend most of my life pretending to know what's going on and trying to remember people's names. 7:17 PM May 15th via web Retweeted by Greg_Boose and 194 others
robdelaney People who fly with their shitty little dog in a bag should just throw the dog in the garbage & get a new shitty little dog when they land. 6:52 PM May 15th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Greg_Boose and 453 others
The saddest part of all this Facebook stuff is his name is Eduardo. 5:49 PM May 15th via web
robhuebel I wanna say 'great job' to the guy that puts the "SKIP THIS AD" button on internet ads. You rule and I hope you have lots of intercourse. 10:52 AM May 15th via web Retweeted by Greg_Boose and 373 others
Mo' monkey, mo' problems revolving around those monkey. 4:32 PM May 14th via web
Little girl at park just drew her name in the sand: AIMEE. I almost asked who her mom was so I could grab and shake her. #MothersDay 5:36 PM May 13th via Tweetbot for iOS
If you're looking to lose some respect for someone, try to catch them walking across sand. 11:07 AM May 12th via Tweetbot for iOS

Name Gregory Boose
Location Los Angeles
Web http://www.gregbo...
Bio LA Editor for BlackBook Magazine. Ghostwriter of a couple YA novels. Father. Brother. Other.