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GregLickteig

  1. @PaulTheobald I thought knowledge was power? Oh God, what have I been doing with my life? 2:48 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android in reply to PaulTheobald
  2. If Mitch Hedberg was alive today he'd be called a hipster. Look, now you're depressed. 2:32 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  3. I listen to Prodigy while watching 9/11 footage. I don't know if that makes me patriotic or insane? 10:19 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  4. Don't ask to use my cell phone. I've farted on it more times than I care to admit. 8:32 AM May 17th via Twitter for Android
  5. Trying to figure out women is like doing long division with a pencil with no eraser...while on fire. 10:40 AM May 12th via Twitter for Android
  6. What's Dennis Rodman up to these days? 7:27 PM May 11th via Twitter for Android
  7. She's more legs than brains. 5:29 PM May 11th via Twitter for Android
  8. Is there a kickstarter account for the US economy? 6:48 AM May 11th via Twitter for Android
  9. Pizza is my anti-drug. 5:52 AM May 11th via Twitter for Android
  10. WHERE ALL THE SINGLE CHRISTIAN MEN AT?!?!?! 8:30 PM May 9th via web from Kaw, MO
  11. @chrisaholt What are your sources? 8:17 PM May 9th via web from Kaw, MO in reply to chrisaholt
  12. I won't be happy till same sect marriage is legal. 8:06 PM May 9th via web from Kaw, MO
  13. While waiting in line at the Golden Corral, Toto's Africa came on over the speakers. Alright, God, I get it. You're upset with my decisions. 5:47 PM May 9th via Twitter for Android
  14. Are bisexuals allowed to marry each other? 3:53 PM May 9th via Twitter for Android
  15. @hey_doubleA I just vomited at work. Erotically vomited, that is. 3:02 PM May 9th via Twitter for Android in reply to hey_doubleA
  16. @A_Nichole_T your words hurt me like poison tipped arrows. 6:16 PM May 8th via Twitter for Android in reply to A_Nichole_T
  17. As soon as I turn 45, I'm turning full on dweeb. 2:21 PM May 8th via Twitter for Android
  18. I wish I was in an Applebee's commercial. Everyone seems to be having an awesome time ignoring reality. 8:24 PM May 7th via Twitter for Android
  19. @Gantacular amazing. 7:28 PM May 7th via Twitter for Android in reply to Gantacular
  • Name Greg Lickteig
  • Location Kansas City
  • Bio Just your normal, everyday, super-taster.
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