greggutfeld
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There's nothing better than kicking back with a Twix and enjoying the comedic stylings of Tim Meadows.
10:22 PM Nov 21st
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Just realized there aren't enough vowels in the alphabet. I alerted the flight attendant, and they've removed me from the plane.
3:42 PM Nov 21st
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I told the police I dropped a bottle of Yoo Hoo. They seemed to buy it.
10:37 PM Nov 20th
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Catch me on O'Reilly tonight. Then catch me in Bryant Park at four a.m. disguised as a girdled twig.
1:20 PM Nov 20th
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Just caught New Moon with my good friend Lady Gaga. FYI: New Moon is what I call scabies, and Lady Gaga is my pet crayfish.
9:57 PM Nov 17th
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Catch me on O'Reilly in under a few hours. Then later, catch me wandering ninth avenue wearing nothing but a onesie made of newspapers.
3:16 PM Nov 13th
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i'll be on Hannity tonight, so keep your eyes out (in a small box, preferably)
4:49 PM Nov 10th
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here's a link to yesterday's John Gibson show, that I hosted with Andy.
12:56 PM Nov 7th
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Just came across this, and it's awesome:
10:54 AM Nov 7th
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Just settling in to watch the World Series. Going to be a good one this year!
9:12 PM Nov 4th
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Zotz.
6:05 PM Oct 31st
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Don't feed a Sugar Daddy to a bobcat. Now i have animal control over here, and they've knocked over my Merry Wanderer hummels.
6:02 PM Oct 31st
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Pixie Sticks? More like Pixie twigs. Whose with me on a class action suit?
5:56 PM Oct 31st
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the urban legend about microwaving Red Hots is false, and you will won't be able to sit for days if you bother to attempt it.
5:55 PM Oct 31st
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You know how Lexus sells used cars as "pre-owned?" I'm doing the same with Now & Laters. It's not going over well.
5:37 PM Oct 31st
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I'm now trading for candy. Just forked over some Lemonheads for Nerds. Their names are Todd and Larry. Stop cowering Todd and larry!
5:33 PM Oct 31st
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Making my own Milk duds.
5:31 PM Oct 31st
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I sued Everlasting Gobstoppers for false advertising and won a lifetime supply. So, they proved me wrong. Now i have to return them, sadly.
5:23 PM Oct 31st
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Do you think the makers of Dum Dum suckers ever consider the devastating effects their candies have on the self esteem of its recipients?
5:19 PM Oct 31st
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Just found an old Laffy Taffy from 1978. Tonight some ER nurse is going to be in for the challenge of her life.
5:16 PM Oct 31st
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- Name GregGutfeld
- Location I am here
- Bio I am interested in auction work at home.
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